OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mikey says:

    “I’m with Stupid!”

  2. Mu says:

    It’s his tie that throws of the color saturation on this picture

  3. Moosebreath says:

    The new insecure room a Mar-A-Lago has special cellophane walls, so spies can both see and hear what is taking place in that room.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Four Guys Burgers & Fires.

  5. CSK says:

    The cover photo for The Used Car Salesmen Illustrated Joke Book was a cinch to shoot.

  6. CSK says:

    “Hi, my name’s Sleazy.”
    “And I’m Slimy.”
    “And I’m Cheesy.”
    “And I’m Creepy.”

  7. Tony W says:

    After years of searching Trump finally locates a group of people in which he’s the smartest.

  8. al-Alameda says:

    Non-Caption Question: is that Michael Wiener (aka “Savage”?)

    Caption: “He’s Alex Jones!”
    “I’m Alex Jones”
    “You’re the president you dope,”
    “I’m a Jon Ritter look-a-like”

  9. DrDaveT says:

    The cast of “RED 3: Republican Extremely Dangerous” pauses for a photo op.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    They’re doing “See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil” wrong.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse.

  12. Aelio says:

    A Muslim pointing at Trump: “Come to Bahrain to play golf at this real oasis.”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey, Manuel… 4 more Margaritas for me and my friends!

  14. Franklin says:

    Feel confident with Depends!

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The American made tequila was a real…. oh who am I kidding, it was Patron.

  16. Franklin says:

    Somebody zip that curtain before all the hot air escapes!

  17. RockThisTown says:


  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Aelio: We’re going to do a real bang up job in our next Middle East adventure

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Come to Mar-a-Lago and see just how much fun taking health care away from poor people can be!

  20. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    I would have said “The 4 Dons,” but who am I kidding; it’s just 4 gunsels.

  21. Lit3Bolt says:

    Someone say Heil Hitler!

    You say Heil Hitler!

    I just did!

    Heil Hitler!

    Thank you!

    HEY! You didn’t want to say Heil Hitler!

    But I am loyal!

    Traitor! Only those with the courage to say Heil HItler will see the promised land!

    Heil HItler!

    Too late!


    *screams, groans*

    Heil Hitler!


  22. Argon says:

    “Deplorables, all!”

  23. Gustopher says:

    The article that the picture is from is insane, btw.

    Savage, 74, says he was having dinner in Tiburon, California, with his 12-year-old pooch when a man began taunting him by saying, ‘weener, weener’

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “You have a warrant for this here guy?”.

  25. john430 says:

    Live, from New York! It’s Saturday Night!

  26. barbintheboonies says:

    Hey I got a gun to your back just smile and agree with everything I just said. See folks everyone loves me.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    A new boy band, DONALD & THE INDICTMENTS…

  28. Franklin says:

    Savage: “The only thing browner than my suit … is this guy’s thumb.”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    The Party Of Lincolns…

  30. Paul Hooson says:


  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gez, I sure hope that little girl who grabbed the Pope’s skullcap at the Vatican sure doesn’t grab my toupee!”.

  32. john430 says:

    ” Who gets to play Frankie Valli of the Four Seasons? I do! No, I do. No, me. I do! No, I do…”

    Trump: “I want to sing the part about “big girls don’t cry-yi-yi.. They don’t cry.”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Chuck Berry, Chuck Barris, Chuck Berry…It’s all too confusing for me. Hand it to Steve Bannon to figure it out…”.

  34. flat earth luddite says:

    So, where are the comedians? Oh wait, these are the comedians? Nah, I’m not laughing…
    living proof that vaudeville is dead.

  35. Gobsmacked says:

    I have no idea who you new $200,000 members are, but you can get this signed if you buy a $400 bottle of Trump Savignon.