OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jack Carlson says:

    Someone needs their diapers changed.

  2. Mu says:

    Using the age-old “I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue” trick Donald got permission do do another round in the parking lot.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “My truck is big, my hands are big!”

  4. Daryl's other brother Darryl says:

    Tonka Truck Trump

  5. J-Dub says:

    “I’m running this truck on methane!”

  6. CSK says:

    It was clear from the start that the remake of classic thriller Duel, starring Donald Trump as the deranged trick driver, might lack something in the way of real chills.

  7. Franklin says:

    A semi truck for the semi literate.

  8. Daryl's other brother Darryl says:

    The Child-in-Chief gets to pretend to drive a truck.

  9. Andy says:

    Trump celebrates winning a role in the upcoming Maximum Overdrive reboot.

  10. Hal_10000 says:


  11. CSK says:


    Whoop. Should be “deranged truck driver.” But “deranged trick driver” has a certain je ne sais quoi.

  12. pylon says:

    The Little Engine That Couldn’t.

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Awwwww, isn’t that cute? Look at little Donnie in the big boy truck.

  14. al-Alameda says:

    “Roger that …. get it?”

  15. iSeeDumbPeople says:

    The Fart at the Wheel

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Objects in mirror may be oranger than they appear.

  17. Moosebreath says:

    Bringing a knife to a gunfight is just sad. Bringing fists to a demolition derby is a good way to lose them.

  18. DrDaveT says:

    “I pity da fool”

  19. DrDaveT says:

    David Banner, informed that his Executive Order on immigration has been blocked by the courts, begins to change…

  20. DrDaveT says:

    Have you thought about what Orange can do for you?

  21. DrDaveT says:

    See no sanity, hear no sanity, speak no sanity.

  22. DrDaveT says:

    Orange is the new Brown.

  23. Donald Sensing says:

    “You can grab ’em the stick shift!”

  24. Paul Hooson says:


  25. Paul Hooson says:


  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Right now a lot of guys are thinking how their old Rambler seemed like a hot rod compared to this…

  27. Paul Hooson says:


  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, driving a lot of people crazy?

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mt. Rushmore or bust!”.

    “Um, ok…”.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Someone tell grandpa that he’s wearing Garfield’s miscarriage on his head!”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Uh, let me guess? Driving the bus to prison with his eight administration members with meetings and payments from Russians?”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Peterbilt truck? Hell no, this is a St. Petersburg!”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “This 2017 Kushner is mighty cushy!”.

  34. mannning says:

    “Never mind the idiots out there, I’m having fun!

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Truth be known, Don Rickles did the insult comedy shtick much better than this guy….

  36. Gobsmacked says:

    I’m honking out a full load.

  37. Gobsmacked says:

    I’m hauling ass.