Monday, April 3, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Someone needs their diapers changed.
Using the age-old “I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue” trick Donald got permission do do another round in the parking lot.
“My truck is big, my hands are big!”
Tonka Truck Trump
“I’m running this truck on methane!”
It was clear from the start that the remake of classic thriller Duel, starring Donald Trump as the deranged trick driver, might lack something in the way of real chills.
A semi truck for the semi literate.
The Child-in-Chief gets to pretend to drive a truck.
Trump celebrates winning a role in the upcoming Maximum Overdrive reboot.
Whoop. Should be “deranged truck driver.” But “deranged trick driver” has a certain je ne sais quoi.
The Little Engine That Couldn’t.
Awwwww, isn’t that cute? Look at little Donnie in the big boy truck.
“Roger that …. get it?”
The Fart at the Wheel
Objects in mirror may be oranger than they appear.
Bringing a knife to a gunfight is just sad. Bringing fists to a demolition derby is a good way to lose them.
“I pity da fool”
David Banner, informed that his Executive Order on immigration has been blocked by the courts, begins to change…
Have you thought about what Orange can do for you?
See no sanity, hear no sanity, speak no sanity.
Orange is the new Brown.
“You can grab ’em the stick shift!”
Right now a lot of guys are thinking how their old Rambler seemed like a hot rod compared to this…
Uh, driving a lot of people crazy?
“Mt. Rushmore or bust!”.
“Someone tell grandpa that he’s wearing Garfield’s miscarriage on his head!”.
“Uh, let me guess? Driving the bus to prison with his eight administration members with meetings and payments from Russians?”.
“Peterbilt truck? Hell no, this is a St. Petersburg!”.
“This 2017 Kushner is mighty cushy!”.
“Never mind the idiots out there, I’m having fun!
Truth be known, Don Rickles did the insult comedy shtick much better than this guy….
I’m honking out a full load.
I’m hauling ass.
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