OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    The mood suddenly turned when Trump’s attempt to eliminate the national debt with a single bet on the river card backfired.

  2. Hal_10000 says:

    Over the weekend, Trump’s staff tried to teach him basic diplomacy using Civilization V. It … didn’t go well.

  3. Hal_10000 says:

    “Don, do we have to watch old episodes of the Apprentice *every* Sunday night?”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    “Who has an iPhone? Somebody ask Siri what to do with Syria.”

  5. Hal_10000 says:

    Ultra-religious groups have thanked President Trump for the minimal photoshop work required to crop women out of his pictures.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “So if we beat Syria, we then face Russia in the semifinals, right?”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Small minds don’t need a big table.

  8. RockThisTown says:

    “Here’s the plan – get Assad’s chemical weapons, don’t tell Putin, then we sell them to Monsanto. Win-win!”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “I love the sound of Mad Dog droning on & on in the morning.”

  10. DrDaveT says:

    Hey, there’s a girl in here! Who let a girl into the Secret Clubhouse?

  11. DrDaveT says:

    The tension was palpable as the Trump team watched US skip John Shuster attempt to steal 3 against Canada with a draw to the button on his final rock.

  12. DrDaveT says:

    When they beam down, one of the red ties will die. Always.

  13. DrDaveT says:

    Hey, that guy with the striped tie is taking notes! Can he do that?

  14. DrDaveT says:

    The Wii U system installed in the Situation Room was a failure; President Trump’s hands proved to be too small for the controller.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    Time to play “Can You Identify The Diversity Factor”!

  16. al-Ameda says:

    “Bannon? I thought you were fired!”

  17. Franklin says:

    Damn, we’re one kielbasa short of a sausage party here …

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    What a crappy “Last Supper” re-enactment! Trump only thinks he’s Christ!

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. President, what do you think about the Alabama Governor Robert Bentley sex scandal?”.


  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ll show that Assad. You want to bomb innocent civilians with chemical weapons and I’ll send in $90 million of Raytheon Tomahawk missiles, where you’ll lose your morning bombings of civilians and only be able to bomb innocent civilians after lunch. Pretty smart, huh?”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s the difference between Trump’s attack on the Syrian airbase and a Trump business?

    The Syrian airbase had to close in the morning and wait until after lunch to resume bombing innocent civilians, whereas most Trump businesses are closed permanently…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Good deal so many of you could attend, because with six you get eggroll…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, who ordered the expensive veal on the menu?”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “We won’t make the same mistake as George W. and proclaim “Mission Accomplished”. Instead, we’ll go with “Mission Not Even Half Done” for Syria…”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    At the meeting the president learns the taxpayers are paying $4 million dollars an hour for the war in Afghanistan, $615,000 an hour for war against ISIS and $165,000 an hour for the war in Iraq.

    “See, my taxpayer paid golf weekends are just peanuts…”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Yoo hoo, oh waiter!”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “The service is lousy here. I’m not leaving a tip…”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    He keeps insisting that, “I’ll pay the check”, but when the check comes, excuses himself to the men’s room and climbs out the window and leaves…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “My Jewish son-in’law, Jared Kushner and my daughter are having some sort of Passover thing over at their house. A Darth Seder or something…”.

  30. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …and so close to small-palm Sunday.

  31. Donald Sensing says:

    Cripes, she thought, what a bunch of sourpusses. Who’s got a joke? Anyone? A joke? Okay, here’s one: How many men do you have to kill to stop North Korea’s nuclear program? Just Un! Get it? Un! I crack myself up! … Naw, they wouldn’t get it.

  32. pennywit says:

    “It’s eight-player co-op, right?”

  33. Franklin says:

    Just moments after this picture was taken, the laser death stare between Kushner and Bannon actually caused The Donald’s hair to start smoldering.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Sean Spicer: “That’s our Hitler!”.

  35. Gobsmacked says:

    I’ve seen this episode. The Skipper hits Gilligan with his hat.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Any opinions, Rex?”.

    “Lordy Lordy, I declare, I think I need my thyroid checked….”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, B17?”.


  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump spills breakfast…

    “Well, that’s one way to find cereal on a map!”.

  39. Gobsmacked says:

    Psst, Jared, look at the blank screen, make this look real.

  40. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    Let’s play global thermonuclear war
    (With apologies to War Games)

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Sean Spicer: “Even Hitler had a better spokesman than me!”.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Sean Spicer: “Even Hitler told better jokes than that old Jew, Paul Hooson”.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Sean Spicer, the man of 1001 Hitler comparisons….

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “How do we divert public attention from the Russian Trump campaign probe?”.

    “Uh, start a conflict with them?”.

  45. Halcyon says:

    I’m waiting… where’s my chocolate cake?

  46. lobstah says:

    So, just look at me and tell me to my face if you think I’m an idiot !

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “Well crew, Sean Spicer promised not to embarrass me anymore in any of his news conference comments. Let’s turn on the news conference and see how he’s doing?”.

    (Spicer on TV): “…and the president cannot be here because he’s rubbing his magic lamp trying to make a genie appear, if you know what I mean…”.

  48. CSK says:

    “So, that’ll be fourteen burnt steak and ketchup luncheon specials. Anybody gotta a problem with that?”

  49. john430 says:

    “OK- The executive committee of the Balding Hair Club for Men is called to order”