OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Moosebreath says:

    From the director’s cut of Torch Song Trilogy.

  2. Mu says:

    Having torn down the Statue of Liberty as “degenerate French” Donald Trump organized a “Miss Liberty” show to pick the model for the replacement.

  3. CSK says:

    “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled asses…”

  4. Janis Gore says:

    Auditions for Blue Man Group politicized this year.

  5. Guarneri says:

    Give me your tired, your poor, your housewives with too much time on their hands……

  6. Guarneri says:

    The Devil wears rusted copper……

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    The sequel to Ghosbusters look terrible.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    When shown the picture of the protest, President Trump’s response was: “7 … 6 … she’s a 7 … maybe an 8 … 5 … 7. Look … a person who is very pro-immigration is very hard to be a 10.”

  9. Franklin says:

    The Turquoise Woman Group, the awkwardly named and less popular sister act of the Blue Man Group.

    /with apologies to Ms. Gore, who beat me to it

  10. Franklin says:

    I’m not kidding, that girl’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy in parts!

  11. Janis Gore says:

    @Franklin: Doesn’t bother me, it’s actually a panned director’s cut from an Avatar sequel.

  12. Janis Gore says:

    Dish on the street is that James Cameron has run out of financing.

  13. Janis Gore says:

    Audiences disappointed in live action Smurfs.

  14. Franklin says:

    Trump, You’re Fired!

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “We are the pamperions, my friends . . . .”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Ok, all of you . . . back to France!

  17. al-Alameda says:

    ‘Burn baby burn, disco inferno,
    burn baby burn, burn the mother down”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    Hmmm . . . glaringly missing from the ‘Refugees Welcome’ signs is “In My Backyard”.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    Aw, lighten up, ladies.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Q: How many Amnesty Internat’l activists does it take to change a torch?
    A: None. . . . they prefer the darkness.

  21. Janis Gore says:

    “Dammit, Alice, shouldn’t this color have more yellow in it? Who had responsibility for the paint order?”

  22. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: “Well, we had to match the sheets. They were on sale at Target.”

  23. Janis Gore says:

    Gateway Pundit headline: Sheet-wearing torchbearers threaten peaceful conservative gathering.

  24. Tony W says:

    With tax season behind them, the Liberty Tax sidewalk crew takes to the streets.

  25. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: Editor’s revision: Sheeted torchbearers threaten White House

  26. Janis Gore says:

    KKK files trademark infringement suit against “Blue Monday” protesters

  27. john430 says:

    L.iberals E.agerly S.upport B.luing I.ts A.ngry N.onsensical S.isters

  28. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: Overheard: “But that headgear’s cooler than ours.”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Lady Liberty’s opposed to Donald Trump taking liberties with the ladies?

  30. Janis Gore says:

    Sean Hannity scoop: Soros plan discovered! Subliminal image to be embedded in advertising to influence President Trump! Fox & Friends targeted! Details at 10.

  31. Guarneri says:

    Despite all the positive press, some sex dolls had to be returned for rework…….for a variety of reasons.

  32. Franklin says:

    Cyan is the new orange.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Women who look like they might be offended if they walked into a hardware store and asked the male clerk for something to seal up a draft from a leaky window and the clerk tells them, “I have your caulk right here…”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Am I blue?”.

  35. john430 says:

    Ladies: you must know by now that you cannot mix certain fabric colors in the washing machine.

  36. john430 says:

    Trump won, blue-staters. Get over it.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s a grand old bag…

  38. mannning says:

    Now I know I had too much tonight; I’m seeing multiple Statues of Liberty right before my eyes.