OTB Caption Contest
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 8, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced in a couple of weeks.
No Contest next week, I’ll be traveling to the Big Apple.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
The July, 2017 cover of “Douchebags Today”
The July 2017 cover of “Bros Not Hoes”
Several Elders got in trouble for sneaking alcohol into the “return from mission” meeting
Breaking News: Trump Surrounded By Russian Contingent Everywhere He Goes
AP – President Trump has had a habit of using terms like “Many people are saying” and “People have been calling for” when giving his speeches. Now we understand who these people are.
The Russian lenders that have funded Trump’s investments provides a team that follows Trump to ensure that he delivers on their investment. These Russian finance “enforcement” specialists keep a close eye on Trump and provide input to US public policy.
While Democrats have expressed grave concern, representatives of the GOP that spoke off-the-record saw no problems with this development.
Jared Kushner unveil the team of dudebros that will help him work on every problem in the Trump Administration.
Hillary’s new Resistance team, doing what comes naturally . . . pointing fingers. ‘It’s you, not us’.
Gang signs: Nerds doing them wrong.
Ray-Ban Aviators, starched white shirts, red power ties . . . let me guess: it’s a Black Lives Matter convention!
Photographer: “Ok, and now everyone indicate with their fingers how many times they’ve actually talked to a real woman.”
“Angela Merkel? Thumbs up!”
ESPN personalities who weren’t fired, go to a game and celebrate.
I wear my sunglasses, I’m white …
It’s 106 miles to Riga. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
Top accordian group chosen to perform at VP function.
Post concert with Pitbull at this year’s CPAC Convention.
“So throw your rubbers overboard there’s no one here but men, men, men, men!”
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Call now to get YOUR degree from Trump University!
Tax cuts??? Hey! Who’s gonna pay for this?
Pretty fly for a white guy?
People see a group of really white guys with sunglasses walk down the street….and, no one’s intimidated…
Pick the Republican in the room? – (It’s a trick question, they’re all Republicans!)…
Strangely, all were against Russian Communists and the KGB, until Donald Trump came along….
Let me guess….Mormon missionary flash mob?
A Mormon missionary has a housefire….The first thing he rescues is that “special underwear” they don’t publicly talk about….
A Mormon missionary is talking about their faith to a Jew. The Jew responds, “Wow! I haven’t heard that story about the gold tablets since Saturday morning temple when the Rabbi talked about Moses”…
Seven out of seven liberals approve of spending your money.
Uncle Macron wants YOU . . . for the Eediots Useful (EU) Army!
Eminem forms a new rap group–“The White Bruthas”
We’re wanting YOU to make a funny comment about this picture!
6 out of 7 Russian security experts find no issues in the Team Trump’s security vetting.
Most of them prefer Marvin Gaye over another artist, Gay Marvin…
ALL WHITE NOW – Free 1970
White Guy One: “I think that firing of the FBI Director by Trump is the worst since Nixon fired Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox…”.
White Guy Two “Indeed, Nixon was a Cox shucker…”.
I think we’re gonna need more FBI guys.
Racist dimwits will hate us for being white. Righteous!
Trump’s Women’s Health Advisory Board – looking out for YOU babe.
The second from the right once authored a children’s book written for the children of alcoholics, “FROTHY THE SNOWMAN”…
Guys putting in their resumes for FBI Director?
White Guy One: “I heard that in Portland, Oregon they arrested that pervert who cuts women’s hair on the public bus system, the “TriMet Barber”.
White Guy Two: “Thank God! Everyone knows that cutting hair without a license is a crime!”.
White Guy One: “Some people say I’m not the best lawyer, but I often work Pro Bono…”.
White Guy Two: “That’s interesting, because some people say I’m not that good of a ski instructor, but I often work Sonny Bono…”.
A lot of guys and no girls? Let me guess, the cast of the film, “MR. HOLLAND’S ORIFICE”?
White Guy One “As a prosecutor, my job is to enforce the Penal Code”.
White Guy Two “Ha, ha…Penal Code”.
A White Guy has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is the golf clubs, then the hockey stick…
A White Guy has a dog. Unlike the Black Guy around the corner, the leash is bigger than the dog…
A White Guy has a dog. The poor Yorkie keeps getting bullied by the Siamese next door…
A White Guy gets in a shipment of wide tooth combs at a store, so he makes a sign for them, “GREAT FOR BLACKS, MEXICANS AND JEWS!”. – A few minutes later, his boss asks if got the women’s comb display put up…
A White Guy goes out on a date. Thank God she takes Bitcoin….