OTB Caption Contest
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Monday, May 8, 2017
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Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Wolfgang Rattay/Reuters)
Winners for this contest will be announced in a couple of weeks.
No Contest next week, I’ll be traveling to the Big Apple.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
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