OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Getty Images, Mandel Ngan)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “So I give your father six camels and you become wife, yes?”

  2. Mu says:

    “Your roots are showing”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “Ok, I’ll take 6 matching Ivanka thawbs & turbans.”

  4. Aelio says:

    They telling Ivanka that nepotismo is OK in the kingdom.

  5. DrDaveT says:

    “So, it says on your CV that you have experience in damage control. Tell us about that…”

  6. Hal_10000 says:

    I’d like you to join my professional network on Linkedin.

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    Have you ever considered the fine products at Amway?

  8. Moosebreath says:

    That isn’t what Jared meant by a back channel to the White House.

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    OK, we’ve got youd dad out waving swords and touching magic globes, tell us what’s really going on.

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “Okay, be honest. What are you doing here … seriously?”

  11. john430 says:

    “So tell me Ivanka; Is this hemline too short?”

    No Ivanka. All our women have to wear black and I don’t care if orange is the new black.

    Sheikh: So tell me, Ivanka. Is it true that Jewish boys have big ones?” We know Hooson doesn’t.

  12. Just 'nutha ig'nint cracker says:

    @john430: Good to see that you add a touch of class wherever you go. Sad. Pathetic. Low energy.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    “Rub my MAGA lamp & I shall grant you 3 wishes.”

  14. rodney dill says:

    “If you were my camel… What kind would you be?”
    “The non-humped kind.”

  15. Janis Gore says:

    “Ah, no thank you. I do not care to be taken to the casbah.”

  16. Janis Gore says:

    “Well, no, I hadn’t thought about abayas…”

  17. Gustopher says:

    “So, this Trumpware is like Tupperware, but with gold? And the Trump steaks also have gold?”

  18. Gustopher says:

    “The problem is difficult. The reason our women wear burkas and veils is to that the men, who are weak, will not be tempted. And, when I see you sitting there, exposed, I am tempted. But, as a member of a foreign delegation, you are an honorary man. Does this make me gay? Am I going to be beheaded?”

  19. Pch101 says:

    “Buy a condo in the next thirty minutes, and we’ll throw in the State Department and a free set of steak knives.”

  20. Gustopher says:

    “I mean no disrespect, but the way your country treats women is barbaric. Your father has had three wives, but can only keep one at a time — who takes care of the other two wives? Here, in the civilized world, we take care of all our wives — I have six, and I wouldn’t dream of leaving any of them on their own. ‘Till death do you part’ means something here.”

  21. CSK says:

    @Doug Mataconis:

    @Janis Gore:


    You three really outdid yourselves with these entries. I laughed out loud.

  22. Slugger says:

    Peter O’Toole. I like the wayback cosplay.

  23. DrDaveT says:

    “Excellent! I’ll put you down for 3 of those. And now, here’s a little item that will really enhance both her pleasure and your sensation…”

  24. Franklin says:

    “An Arab, a Jew, and an Irish-American walk into a bar …”

  25. Franklin says:

    @CSK: I’d add Moosebreath’s entry to that fine list. I’m totally blanking here, but everyone else is killing me.

  26. john430 says:

    @Just ‘nutha ig’nint cracker: There you go again showing you are armed with ignorance and ready for battle. Hooson and I have occasionally joked with one another in the Caption Contests.

    BTW: I think you are a troll doubling for Pch 101 and am asking OTB to look into your IP address.

  27. HarvardLaw92 says:

    “Nasser, you never listen to me. Please, listen to me – don’t eat pastrami with vite bread and mayonnaise. Try it on rye with a little mustard, you enjoy. L’chaim”

  28. Pch101 says:


    It’s amusing that I’m stuck in your head, but it’s reallllly cramped in here.

  29. Franklin says:

    “You say chic, I say sheikh, let’s call the whole thing off.”

  30. Just 'nutha ig'nint cracker says:

    @john430: A little touchy? Ooops…

  31. Pch101 says:

    @Just ‘nutha ig’nint cracker:

    You bring out the snowflake in John8675309.

    Oh, wait a minute, I’m talking to myself here. (You can check our IP addresses; both of them include digits and decimal points!)

  32. EddieInCA says:

    “A Jew? You married a Jew? Why??”

  33. Tyrell says:

    “We will give the US free oil if you can get us some of that Big Mac special sauce”

  34. flat earth luddite says:

    no, no, no, it’s a lovely offer, but I’m just not interested…
    wait, you’ll take Donald and give me THREE camels AND a goat?
    Ok, deal!
    (aside, “sucker!”)

  35. john430 says:

    @Pch101: You'[re confused. You aren’t stuck in my head. You just have your head up your arse.

  36. Pch101 says:


    We need to send you to a comeback training program. (One class won’t be enough; you have a lot of work ahead of you.)

  37. Gobsmacked says:

    Why aren’t YOUR wives or daughters here?

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    …So, a Jew and two nuns walk into a bar…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “I don’t want to go to Jihad. Say no no no…”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “My name is Mohammad Ali Mohammad, then another Ali, then another Mohammad, then skip the Ali, but add another Mohammad, then another Ali again. But, my friends call me Larry…”.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    ‘.”Boy lady, without the modesty dress, you make my oil well want to gush oil!”.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “What’s that thing on your father’s head”, asks the Sheikh

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “We’re always glad to meet with your family. It’s not like you’re a Jew or anything…”.

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    A sheikh has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is that secret stash of magazines of women without veils…

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    “Peter? He was an old tool!”.