Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 8, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Under the conditions of the bailout, Germany was obligated to hold onto certain Greek objects of value. Storage proved to be a challenge.
….it’s just SKA-REAMIN’ for a little man in the canoe caption….but i’ll not go there.
Lady Gaga’s latest stunt makes a big splash.
Man, what knockers.
To her chagrin, Ariel discovers the laws of refraction.
Ten years later, some of the nuclear disaster clean-up workers from Japan had a need for larger venues to bathe.
Can’t a lady get some privacy when she’s taking a bath?
No, I’m not going to enter a caption riffing on the birth canal.
It’s a trap!
Ah, Venus, er, Venice, er, something.
The German sense of humor remains as strong as ever.
Botticelli called, and boy is he pissed.
She wore an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow polka dot bikini, so in the water she wanted to stay.
“After I put my money in that Zoltar machine it is so hard to find a place to bathe.”
“Hey, you in the boat…Yeah, you. You want a magic sword?”
“No, really. I’m not some silly tart in a lake that tosses out magical swords to just anyone…I’ve a BA in political science from MIT too.”
“What do you take me for? Some silly tart in a lake that tosses out magical swords to just anyone?”
“It’s just no use. I checked with every chemist in town. They all say the same thing, Alice: ‘Your HMO just doesn’t cover magic potions.”
“That simply is a fairytale! Authority to govern has never derived from a mandate of the masses! It has always originated from me, from right here in this lake. And I still got Excalibur to prove it! See?”
Tranquility prevailed throughout prior to the first passing of gas…..
Wait, what? When did I fall into a Jonathan Swift novel?
Well, they do say that things look bigger in the water…
Mrs. Gulliver visits Lilliput.
The water’s cold. Deep too. Oops, wrong joke.
We’re going to need a bigger boat.
“Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no bases for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
— Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Giant woman seeking a big buoy. Must like watersports.
“SWF SEEKS SWM W/BIG DINGHY!”
Giant woman seeks regular size men w/rain hoodies and face protection. Must be able to hold their breath for at least twenty minutes.
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