OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Nathan Wurtzel says:

    Under the conditions of the bailout, Germany was obligated to hold onto certain Greek objects of value. Storage proved to be a challenge.

  2. markm says:

    ….it’s just SKA-REAMIN’ for a little man in the canoe caption….but i’ll not go there.

  3. Matt says:

    Lady Gaga’s latest stunt makes a big splash.

  4. MstrB says:

    Man, what knockers.

  5. John Burgess says:

    To her chagrin, Ariel discovers the laws of refraction.

  6. Drew says:

    Ten years later, some of the nuclear disaster clean-up workers from Japan had a need for larger venues to bathe.

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Can’t a lady get some privacy when she’s taking a bath?

  8. No, I’m not going to enter a caption riffing on the birth canal.

  9. It’s a trap!

  10. Ah, Venus, er, Venice, er, something.

  11. The German sense of humor remains as strong as ever.

  12. Botticelli called, and boy is he pissed.

  13. She wore an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow polka dot bikini, so in the water she wanted to stay.

  14. “After I put my money in that Zoltar machine it is so hard to find a place to bathe.”

  15. “Hey, you in the boat…Yeah, you. You want a magic sword?”

  16. “No, really. I’m not some silly tart in a lake that tosses out magical swords to just anyone…I’ve a BA in political science from MIT too.”

  17. “What do you take me for? Some silly tart in a lake that tosses out magical swords to just anyone?”

  18. “It’s just no use. I checked with every chemist in town. They all say the same thing, Alice: ‘Your HMO just doesn’t cover magic potions.”

  19. “That simply is a fairytale! Authority to govern has never derived from a mandate of the masses! It has always originated from me, from right here in this lake. And I still got Excalibur to prove it! See?”

  20. Peterh says:

    Tranquility prevailed throughout prior to the first passing of gas…..

  21. physics geek says:

    Wait, what? When did I fall into a Jonathan Swift novel?

    Well, they do say that things look bigger in the water…

  22. R. E. Davidson says:

    Mrs. Gulliver visits Lilliput.

  23. The water’s cold. Deep too. Oops, wrong joke.

  24. We’re going to need a bigger boat.

  25. Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no bases for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
    — Monty Python and the Holy Grail

  26. R. E. Davidson says:

    Giant woman seeking a big buoy. Must like watersports.


  28. R. E. Davidson says:

    Giant woman seeks regular size men w/rain hoodies and face protection. Must be able to hold their breath for at least twenty minutes.