OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Jason Reed
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Jason Reed
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“To California or any place—every one a drum major leading a parade of hurts, marching with our bitterness. And some day—the armies of bitterness will all be going the same way. And they’ll all walk together, and there’ll be a dead terror from it.” — The Grapes of Wrath
“This Good-Intentions[TM] pavement isn’t hold up as well as I expected.”
We’re on a road to nowhere… (queue Talking Heads music).
When Maxine Waters told the Tea Party to “go straight to Hell”, I don’t think she meant Michigan.
Often the risks caused by texting while driving are clearly visible.
Finally found … Willie Nelson’s band of Gypsies.
Daddy, why are we going down this road the wrong way? Well, Honey, it’s the way the United States does things now.
Is this the road to China?
And don’t forget, folks, today is the day we practice driving on the “wrong” side of the road.
No opposing traffic allowed.
America used to be a two-way street, but since Obama its on a highway to …..
“Barack, let’s stop at this farm house and ask for directions to Prosperity”
Just follow the Marxist Brick Road.
(The Tax and Stimulate the Economy Road Song)
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86 bottles of beer on the wall,
86 bottle of beer,
take one down, pass it around
87 bottles of beer on the wall…
87 bottles of beer on the wall,
87 bottle of beer,
take one down, pass it around
88 bottles of beer on the wall…
88 bottles of beer on the wall,
88 bottle of beer,
take one down, pass it around
89 bottles of beer on the wall…
89 bottles of beer on the wall,
89 bottle of beer,
take one down, pass it around
90 bottles of beer on the wall…
[…]
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We’re on the road to Paradise, here we go.
Are we there yet?
Lanes are for the little people.
Wow, I thought that whole “thrown under the bus” thing was just a metaphor.
The gravy train.
We’re gonna roll this truckin’ convoy across the USA.
Any idea what the new CAFE standards are for presidential motorcades?
Throngs of Obama supporters show up in support of his Magical Misery Tour.
Don Cornelius announces that he is”un-retiring” to announce his latest version of “Soul Train”.
Due to budget cutbacks, Minnesota can no longer afford traffic enforcement of DUI suspects.
Not a GM vehicle in sight.
@charles austin:
Stop at every Cafe for a slice of Sweet Potato Pie.
In the drive to make America more European, some on the left want to go British, some want to go Continental. Obama is taking a middle of the road approach.
“The Obama Circus comes to Town?”
Michele Bachmann and her husband could fix all of this. Don’t they cure people who “drive on their cars on the wrong side of the road”?
“I heard that the $2 gas was this way”
Made in other countries.
Obama: Dibs on the handle ‘Rubber Duck’
And I, I took the road less traveled, and, well, it was less travelled before 18 state troopers, 16 secret services Escalades, the presidential bus, and 32 credentialed press vehicles took over both lanes.
Hey, that sign says do not pass. Oh, that’s right, I forgot, rules are for the little people.
After the incident with the cow in the previous caption contest, Obama’s handlers put him on the bus and got the hell out of Iowa as fast as they could.
“He’s sort of a God. On a bus. In Iowa.” — Evan Thomas on Obama.
Well, to be fair, they haven’t driven in the ditch. Yet.
Children of the Corn
The roads were clogged with doctors who were forced to close their practices by Obamacare… headed for a bright and lucrative future in Somolia, where the footprint of government is light.
New Yorkers headed for the hills after hearing that Mayor Bloomberg wants traffic cameras installed on every street corner in the Big Apple.
Bumper Sticker Reads: “Obama BUSTour 2011”
“We got a big ol convoy…ain’t she a beautiful sight?”
“♪We got a big ol convoy…ain’t she a beautiful sight?♪”
Obama’s “Magical Misery Tour” heads for a freeway smashup.
“You’re Going the Wrong Way!”
Perry is right – we do need to move to the right!
Obama provides some indication of his biggest legislation yet when he spends the entire day driving his bus down the middle of the road.