Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Global warming “science” hits a new low
“Idiots! I said the anti-Obama rally needed ‘flaming O’s,’ not flamingos!”
(Riffing on Kevin’s entry)
Global warming alarmists show how Florida’s salt marshes will look after the earth heats up so much, the oceans recede.
This is just Divine.
Volunteers secure flamingos to the beach in preparation for the arrival of Hurricane Irene. Geez, these tree huggers really are bird brains.
After ordering a Pink Flamingo, Jennie realized she was really in the sticks when they brought her plastic instead of a cocktail.
John Waters turned out to be far more subversive than the government recognized.
New, low-tech seismographs are being installed on Virginia Beach.
Four million flamingos created or saved…
So if the flamingo sees his shadow we have another four years of recession?
“These teapartiers seem to be a little empty headed. ”
“The problem with Oamabots is that you have to rewind them every now and again.”
Preparations for the end of DADT continue feverishly to meet the Sep 20 deadline.
The long awaited Sept. 11 tenth anniversary terrorist attack took on a form that was rather unexpected.
“Green jobs” planting flamingos at stimulus cost of $5,000,006 per job, is largely seen as a failure.
Secret Service creates a Maginot Line at Martha’s Vineyard just prior to the President’s arrival.
“Go to hell, you racist, gun-toting, Bible thumpersl! I LIKE pink flamingos!”
Obama administration officials in search of a plan.
Like Obama, I blame Bush.
Anothe shovel ready job.
Picking up on the Fed’s signal to the market, a continuation of its near-zero interest rate fiscal policy for the next two years, producers of Flip This House TV show shamelessly add curbside appeal to promote the next future purely speculative bubble: “Virtual Estates” – The mobile home trailer park communal housing for the Baby Boomer generation gone bust.
Picking up on the Fed’s signal to the market, a continuation of its near-zero interest rate fiscal policy for the next two years, producers of Flip This House TV show shamelessly add curbside appeal to promote the next future purely speculative bubble: “Virtual Pink Flamingo Estates” – A communal mobile home trailer park housing project for the Baby Boomer generation gone bust.
Mit Romy executes his sinister plan to win the 2012 presidential election by relocating millions of liberal Baby Boomer senior citizens from Florida to the Great Salt Lake of Utah.
Hey Michelle, is it your birthday?
Don’t you think we’ve taken this ‘give-the-president-flimingo-seeds’ joke a little too far?
Mitt Romney executes his sinister plan to win the 2012 presidential election by luring millions of senior citizens from Miami Beach, Florida to the Bonneville Salt Flats, Utah.
March of the Malnourished, Flamboyant Penguins.
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