OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. President Obama enjoys an ice cream cone while the Secret Service stands watch for the First Lady.

  2. “Renaissance is coming! Renaissance is coming! Get Renegade and his damn ice cream out of here NOW NOW NOW!”

  3. Jay Tea says:

    Is that a KFC bucket over the left agent’s left shoulder?

    RACIST!

    J.

  4. Jay Tea says:

    “Can’t I just eat my waffle cone in peace?”

    J.

  5. Jay Tea says:

    “That’s an… interesting technique for eating an ice cream cone, Mr. President.”

    “Thank you. Barney Frank taught it to me. It guarantees you never miss a single bit of the ice cream.”

    J.

  6. Jay Tea says:

    “That’s an… interesting technique for eating an ice cream cone, Mr. President.”

    “Thank you. I call it the ‘Chris Matthews.'”

    J.

  7. Jay Tea says:

    “Mr. President, perhaps you should slow down. You don’t want to get brain freeze.”

    “To be perfectly honest, I’ve never had that problem. Not even when I shotgun ice cream — wanna see?”

    J.

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    The president calmly enjoys his ice cream while everyone else is amazed at what Rick Perry is doing to his corn dog.

  9. Obama campaign advisers have second thoughts about convincing him to order an ice cream cone instead of a corn dog.

  10. Not sure about a good caption, but I’m reminded of Mickey not flinching when Bricktop got shot in Snatch.

  11. President Obama’s obliviousness knows no bounds.

  12. Wherever he goes, businesses close, roads close…

  13. Look! There’s Elvis!

  14. JKB says:

    “Look over there, It’s Sarah Palin”

  15. First the Hamburglar takes his Big Mac, now look – here comes the Ice Cream Thief!

  16. Look! A Squirrel!

  17. R. E. Davidson says:

    Your tax dollars at slurp.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Secret Service Guys (together): “BEER TENT!!!”

  19. R. E. Davidson says:

    Following in the great Martin Luther King Jr.’s footsteps, “I have ice cream today!”

  20. R. E. Davidson says:

    And Mr. Obama will, from this day forward, be known as the “Brain Freeze” President!

  21. Drew says:

    Ray Nagin’s not gonna be happy with that choice at all…

  22. Drew says:

    Agent 69….over there….its Sarah Palin and a corn dog. Man, imagine what coulda been…

  23. Secret Service Agent 1: Do you know who that is?
    Secret Service Agent 2: It looks like John Kerry, but, nah, can’t be.

  24. When the boss says everyone needs to look to the left more, you start looking to the left more.

  25. Ah, the cone of silence.

  26. Man, if those secret service agents had furry guitars, cowboy hats, and long beards they could fill in for Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons.

  27. Kobe, I’m open!

  28. What a creative way to keep the Obama-bovine theme going.

  29. Soft serve, hard sell.

  30. grizzlybare says:

    “Mr. President, the CBC is asking why you NEVER choose “Chocolate”!

  31. MstrB says:

    Well, we found one thing Michele Bachmann is better at…

  32. Reflecting on a childhood memory, triggered by the comfort food he would on occasion retreat to, President Obama thought back to the days when his father’s brother, Onyango, bought him ice cream outside the Chicken Bone Saloon.

  33. Reflecting on a childhood memory, triggered by the comfort food he would on occasion retreat to, President Obama thought back to the days when his father’s brother, Onyango, bought him ice cream outside the Chicken Bone Saloon.

    “Say, I wonder if ‘Uncle Omar’ still likes ICE cream?” Obama wondered between licks.

  34. Photo taken just moments before the president was sideswiped by the economy.

  35. In honor of America overcoming its history of institutionalized racism by electing its first black president, Mr. Foster of Foster’s Old Fashion Freeze renamed his very popular French Vanilla, Chocolate Thunder.

  36. In honor of President Obama buying an ice cream at his parlor, Mr. Foster of Foster’s Old Fashion Freeze renamed his very popular French Vanilla, Chocolate Thunder.

  37. John425 says:

    Secret Serice agent: “Where the hell is our shift relief? I was supposed to be home at 6.”

  38. “Oh no! It’s the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man! Run!”

  39. “No, Mr. President! Don’t lick the ice cream until the taster licks it first. He’s right over there and … oh, crap, we’re fired now for sure.”

  40. “Holy cow! That’s Hillary over there announcing her candidacy!”

  41. mannning says:

    As usual, Obama ignores the problems he creates with his excursions into real country. Here, for instance, his right and rear are unprotected, which should mean two SS Agents will be fired tomorrow. Nothing catastrophic happened…

  42. physics geek says:

    Well, it ain’t chewing gum and walking, but it’s close.

    President Obama saves Iowa from the Sta Puft Marshmallow Man’s younger, smaller, colder cousin.

    Cover for President Obama’s new book: Ice Creams of My Father

  43. In a recent poll, only 1 out of 5 Americans said they would continue to follow Obama blindly.

  44. In a moment of desperation, President Obama wondered if ‘brain freeze’ would pass Constitutional muster. Legally relieving him for medical reasons from his duty to execute his office, allowing Joe Biden to take the fall instead.

  45. In a moment of inspiration, President Obama wondered if ‘brain freeze’ would pass Constitutional muster. Legally relieving him for medical reasons from his duty to execute his office, allowing Joe Biden to take the fall instead.

  46. In a recent poll, only 4 out of 5 Americans said they would not continue to follow Obama blindly.

  47. Maggie Mama says:

    Ice cream cones are to Obama what Big Macs were to Bill Clinton.

  48. Maggie Mama says:

    Everyone could see Hurricane Irene coming except for the President who as usual was “out to lunch.”

  49. Robert W. Armijo says:

    “I’m in my quiet place…I’m in my quiet place…Serenity Now!”

  50. Robert W. Armijo says:

    “♪ I always feel like…somebody’s watching me ♪”