OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dan says:

    Well….At least he saved 15 percent or more on his car insurance.

  2. Georg says:

    Village fighting breaks out when alligator hide found not to be large enough to provide everyone with shoes.

  3. markm says:

    Bayani the village unerestimator: “…hey guys, can I get a hand loading a crocodile on my wagon?”.

  4. junyo says:

    The new Chrysler Crocstar is the greenest car ever!

  5. Jay Tea says:

    “Quick, get the pictures before it’s too late! Imelda Marcos is coming!!!!


  6. rodney dill says:

    The croc rides at the Iowa State Fair were a huge success, until the croc got a whiff of a corndog..

  7. “We’re gonna need a bigger wagon.”

  8. Tragically, the Geico Gekko had an adverse reaction to a weekend of partying with Charlie Sheen.

  9. KRM says:

    The tailgate party was nearly ruined, however, when it was discovered that Steve had only brought one bag of charcoal.

  10. Citizens of Tokyo, run for your lives!

  11. I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  12. About that whole draining the swamp thing…

  13. Anybody seen Jimmy?

  14. Clearly, global warming caused this.

  15. john personna says:

    Tick-Tock messes with the wrong village.

  16. Peterh says:

    Hush….I think just heard the word “crikey” come from its belly

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama unveils Stimulus Part II. Consensus – Dead on Arrival.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Tonight’s secret ingredient on Iron Chef is . . . . .

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Sarah Palin was here!

  20. MstrB says:

    Once it was safely secured, the Filipino crocodile was circumcised by Tim Tebow.

  21. John425 says:

    Dateline: Vermont.—Hurricane Irene’s winds and floods brought unusual visitor into this sleepy Vermont town.

  22. mannning says:

    Aw Geez! What a croc!

  23. jd says:

    Just before the annual running of the crocodile event.

  24. rodney dill says:

    @mannning: I think that was the Republican response to Obama’s speech.

  25. Intrigued by the giant crocodile’s tears, onlookers drew even closer.

  26. In its 25 years of operations, “Mowgli’s Jungle Book Tours” never lost a client. Today, however, that lucky streak was about to end.

  27. Despite being physically challenged, this giant crocodile was still able to overtake its prey.

  28. PETA’s “Wheelchairs for Giant Crocodiles” program drew fire from even its most ardent supporters.

  29. Villagers were perplexed by the “Tick-Tock” sound that continued to emanate from the lifeless body of the giant crocodile.

  30. John425 says:

    “But the biggest kick I ever got
    was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock”–Elton John

  31. “Crikey! Is that the croc from the original Crocodile Dundee movie that tried to take a bite out of Linda Kozlowski’s fine looking big bumm? Only, he looks like he succeeded.”

  32. Unfortunately for the fans of the 1980’s rock invasion sensation from the land down under, the “Men at Work” reunion tour was expectedly canceled.

  33. R. E. Davidson says:

    Daddy, which part tastes like chicken?

  34. R. E. Davidson says:

    A group of onlookers celebrate Mr. Obama’s first term as President..

  35. Only after failing to reinflate the ‘The Giant Crocodile Bouncy House” did the villagers realize their mistake.

  36. “That’ll do, Croc. That’ll do.”

  37. Only after failing to reinflate ‘The Giant Crocodile Bouncy House” did the villagers realize their mistake.

  38. Later, the contents of the giant crocodile’s stomach contradicted Osama Bin Laden’s official cause of death.

  39. FormerHostage says:

    Bob, that’s not what I meant when I said we should go look for some tail.

  40. FormerHostage says:

    No way we’ll be able to flush this down the toilet.