Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Well….At least he saved 15 percent or more on his car insurance.
Village fighting breaks out when alligator hide found not to be large enough to provide everyone with shoes.
Bayani the village unerestimator: “…hey guys, can I get a hand loading a crocodile on my wagon?”.
The new Chrysler Crocstar is the greenest car ever!
“Quick, get the pictures before it’s too late! Imelda Marcos is coming!!!!”
The croc rides at the Iowa State Fair were a huge success, until the croc got a whiff of a corndog..
“We’re gonna need a bigger wagon.”
Tragically, the Geico Gekko had an adverse reaction to a weekend of partying with Charlie Sheen.
The tailgate party was nearly ruined, however, when it was discovered that Steve had only brought one bag of charcoal.
Citizens of Tokyo, run for your lives!
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
About that whole draining the swamp thing…
Anybody seen Jimmy?
Clearly, global warming caused this.
Tick-Tock messes with the wrong village.
Hush….I think just heard the word “crikey” come from its belly
Obama unveils Stimulus Part II. Consensus – Dead on Arrival.
Tonight’s secret ingredient on Iron Chef is . . . . .
Sarah Palin was here!
Once it was safely secured, the Filipino crocodile was circumcised by Tim Tebow.
Dateline: Vermont.—Hurricane Irene’s winds and floods brought unusual visitor into this sleepy Vermont town.
Aw Geez! What a croc!
Just before the annual running of the crocodile event.
@mannning: I think that was the Republican response to Obama’s speech.
Intrigued by the giant crocodile’s tears, onlookers drew even closer.
In its 25 years of operations, “Mowgli’s Jungle Book Tours” never lost a client. Today, however, that lucky streak was about to end.
Despite being physically challenged, this giant crocodile was still able to overtake its prey.
PETA’s “Wheelchairs for Giant Crocodiles” program drew fire from even its most ardent supporters.
Villagers were perplexed by the “Tick-Tock” sound that continued to emanate from the lifeless body of the giant crocodile.
“But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock”–Elton John
“Crikey! Is that the croc from the original Crocodile Dundee movie that tried to take a bite out of Linda Kozlowski’s fine looking big bumm? Only, he looks like he succeeded.”
Unfortunately for the fans of the 1980’s rock invasion sensation from the land down under, the “Men at Work” reunion tour was expectedly canceled.
Daddy, which part tastes like chicken?
A group of onlookers celebrate Mr. Obama’s first term as President..
Only after failing to reinflate the ‘The Giant Crocodile Bouncy House” did the villagers realize their mistake.
“That’ll do, Croc. That’ll do.”
Only after failing to reinflate ‘The Giant Crocodile Bouncy House” did the villagers realize their mistake.
Later, the contents of the giant crocodile’s stomach contradicted Osama Bin Laden’s official cause of death.
Bob, that’s not what I meant when I said we should go look for some tail.
No way we’ll be able to flush this down the toilet.
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