OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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The roll-out of the 2012 safe sex awareness program clearly suffered from recent budget cuts.
The fortunes of the Klu Klux Klan hit all new lows following Obama’s election.
Raja’s trick or treat costume was indeed original, but he didn’t wind up bringing home much candy.
Many jobs seriously threatened by global warming
Fear of the Cake Cone Clan spreads.
After Osama bin Laden’s death, al Qaeda members struggle to find new careers
@Doug Mataconis: …and the Obama Administration was criticized for identifying members of Sealtest Team 6.
And I say to you that if you BELIEVE that the LORD can CHANGE the crosswalk sign, then LO it will cha–HALLELUJAH IT CHANGED!
David Duke’s Ice Cream salon “Imperial Ice Cream” had been struggling until Duke launched his new marketing campaign. Duke says “the idea just came to me”.
In hopes of getting Obama’s attention, the Unemployed adopt the cloak of things Obama has been willing to stop for in the past.
“I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.”
Joe went absolutely tutti-fruitti after learning that Ben & Jerry’s latest flavor is called “Schweddy Balls.”
Mmm.., sprinkles.
Normally, and this is just me, I prefer my ice cream cones without a mustache.
After repeating all 27 different flavors twice, Joe had a meltdown when another customer ordered “vanilla”.
Larry soon discovered that yelling “Eat me” at everyone wasn’t having the desired effect.
Carnac the Magnificant says “Blood, Sweat, and Tears.”
(opens envelope and reads)
“Name the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin-Robbins.”
@Maggie Mama: Only a slightly more popular flavour than Drippy Hippy
Ben & Jerry’s promotion for its new Schweddy Balls Ice Cream was less successful than hoped for
@rodney dill:
Good lord do they even still make Sealtest ?
Can’t I just wear my waffle cone in peace?
That’s one more job created or saved byt he administration.
Larry picked a bad day to go commando.
@Doug Mataconis: Maggie Mama already beat you to the ‘Schweddy Balls’
(Normally I wouldn’t point out duplicates, but somehow it seemed worth noting this time)
Apparently some company still owns the rights to the ‘Sealtest’ brand.
Thoroughly mixed up dude protesting Dunces Anonymous, er, Pointy-headed Dufuses, er Halloween, er, that Other Party, er KK_ , waves at his detractors.
Harry didn’t mind his new job until he found out what “extra sprinkles” meant.
“you’d think it was a hundert an’ twenty degrees. Can’t be more than a hundert an’ fourteen.”
I sure as hell hope they’re spending this money wisely back in Mexico
The spending was so bad at Solyndra, they even hired a mascot for their new $25,000 ice cream maker.
7 years of college. Was it worth it?
Oh you think it’s funny? Lick my nutbar!
Hey boss, is it really necessary that I wave?
A home made $14 suit and hand drawn $.50 cent sign always produce results at this local shop.
Obama is right, America is going soft serve.
The mansicle.
Ghandi is reincarnated as a waffle conehead.
Support for “OccupyWallStreet” seems to be melting away.
In the end, no one really complained after the President sent a drone attack to silence Earl.
On the advice of a public relations firm hired to redo its image, the KKK undergoes a highly questionable makeover: rainbow sprinkled hoods.
Renown for controversy, this time, however, the KKK may have crossed the line with its new minority outreach program.
Just moments later, the ice cream cone was assailed by a giant banana and a very large cherry.
Hey, Pal, it looks like you blew a seal.
In support of the military ending its ‘Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell’ policy, the KKK came out with new uniforms to better identify its gay members: rainbow sprinkled hoodies.