OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Linda says:

    Michelle: Barak, we seem to be going round in circles.

    Barak: I know. It’s part of my re-election strategy. I get Nancy (Pelosi) dizzy, then I blame everything on the dizzy broad.

    Michelle: Great idea. Maybe it’ll work better than the “Blame Bush” strategy.

  2. Linda says:

    PRESENTING Barak Obama and The Democrats! Going nowhere fast since 2008!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Quick: Which is the Democrat and which is the Republican? Why bother, they’re both going nowhere fast.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Tomorrow nights Republican debate on economic policy:

    Perry: “Tax cuts! Less regulation!
    Romney: “Bigger tax cuts! Even less regulation!

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Jon Huntsman barely hangs on as the GOP race takes another predictable turn.

  6. rodney dill says:

    Don’t know where we’re goin’, but there’s no sense in being late.

    (One of my favorite movie lines — From Quiqley Down Under)

  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    The citizens watch and laugh at the political clown race, not realizing the whole program is resting a a rickety, gimcrack track of rotten wood.

  8. Five years after Harry Reid first used the nuclear option, the resulting tit-for-tat between the two parties had left Senate debate nearly unrecognizable.

  9. OldSouth says:

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! it’s a YUGO!

  10. NickNot says:

    Al Gore’s 2011 Speaking Tour has definitely taken it up a notch.

  11. NickNot says:

    Jobs really are scarce!

  12. NickNot says:

    Once a rising phenomena, NASCAR has resorted to sideshow type races to improve ratings

  13. NickNot says:

    Now is NOT the time to remember you needed gas.

  14. NickNot says:

    That thing gotta hemmy?

  15. NickNot says:

    After her second stolen vehicle of the month, Melinda refused to let the perpetrators get away.

  16. NickNot says:

    Both participants were ticketed for seat belt and helmet violations…

  17. NickNot says:

    Okay, here’s the plan…

  18. NickNot says:

    Just before the accident, billy jo was said to have yelled…. “WATCH THIS!”

  19. MstrB says:

    Wow, these occupy protesters will do anything to poop on a car.

  20. rodney dill says:

    OK, The street is a wall… now occupy it.

  21. physics geek says:

    “Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful smart car….”

    “Look, up in the sky: it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…WTF?!”

    I knew I should have made a left turn at Alberquerque.

  22. Peterh says:

    Never a shortage of auditions for the new Jackass movie…..

  23. physics geek says:

    Man, these new driver’s ed classes are hard.

  24. “I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

  25. KRM says:


  26. Because, because the corporations…

  27. Two men enter, one man leaves.

  28. Mickey’s attempt to play Spiderman did not go as planned.

  29. Al Davis’ funeral cortege did not disappoint.

  30. G.A.Phillips says:

    Its all fun and games till Obama runs you over with a bus….sideways….

  31. michael reynolds says:

    Inside the beltway.

  32. NickNot says:

    KNEW I shouldn’t a had that last beer…

  33. MstrB says:

    I didn’t realize Tina Turner was still that popular.

  34. Moderate Mom says:

    “If she can hang on for two more turns around the track, she wins a job interview with one of our corporate sponsors!”

  35. Who knew “shovel ready” meant gravediggers?

  36. The anti-NASCAR. Drive fast, do not turn left.

  37. A rejected Allstate mayhem commercial.

  38. jd says:

    “Surf the car! Surf the car!”

  39. Rodney Dill says:

    Do backseat drivers, drive you up a wall?

  40. Maggie Mama says:

    Can you believe the number of people who blindly listen to the voice directions from their GPS?

  41. Maggie Mama says:

    Ever since Garmin added Star War character voices, many drivers now believe “the force is with them.”

  42. Maggie Mama says:

    What’s that old adage? Oh, yeah, what goes up must come down!

  43. Maggie Mama says:

    Fast & Furious — spinning out of control — despite the White House attempts to apply the brakes,

  44. Maggie Mama says:

    When rooftop solar panels flopped, they determined that flutter kicks might improve your car’s mlleage.

  45. Maggie Mama says:

    When John traded in his SUV for a fuel-efficient auto, car pooling became a real challenge.

  46. Maggie Mama says:

    Looks like some Occupywallstreet protestors got bored with banging on drums 24/7.

  47. Pee Wee Herman Cain’s Big Top Adventure: The Anti-Capitalism ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Detour!

  48. 99% to Democrats and Republican’ts: You’re Going The Wrong Way!

  49. rodney dill says:

    The DemocRAT RACE Party holds its nomination convention.

  50. Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America, despite the personal difficulty he encounters attempting to catch a New York taxi.

  51. Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America from atop a New York taxi.

  52. Gollum says:

    The 2012 Prius: Yes, It’s That Fucking Awesome.

  53. Gollum says:

    Where is Ralph Nader when you *really* need him?

  54. Gollum says:

    “Hey . . . what’s this button do?”

  55. Gollum says:

    “Whoa . .. half way there, whoa . . . livin’ on a prayer . . “

  56. Gollum says:

    Harry Reid (from inside the car): “Hold on Barry! We’re almost to Vermont!”

  57. physics geek says:

    Promos for the new movie Irritated Max: Beyond Smart Car Dome

  58. “Push the button, Max!”

    — Jack Lemmon (Prof. Fate) to Peter Falk (Max) in the 1965 comedy, The Great Race

  59. OldSouth says:


    My favorite of the lot!! Very funny!