OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP Photo/Jewel Samad)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kim Cash says:

    Aye Macarena!

  2. Jay Tea says:

    What? You thought my ears stuck out like that by themselves?


  3. Jay Tea says:

    “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.”

    “That’s OK, Mr. President. You’ll hear us loud and clear next November.”


  4. JKB says:

    President Obama swats as the growing buzz of his unpopularity.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    You may think I’m listening to you but I’m just checking the wind velocity before my next golf shot.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    I can hear the winds of change all the way from Wall Street.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Will somebody go tell the Secret Service that Joe has gotten into the Crazy Glue again!

  8. Moderate Mom says:

    High Five for Class War!

  9. KRM says:

    The Commander-in-Chief snaps the traditional left-handed salute during his review of the OWS pipe and drum corpse.

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    Republican leaders and candidates are trying to say something rational. Hear anything? I don’t either.

  11. Wayne says:

    I would do something about it but I think I hear Michelle calling.

  12. KRM says:

    “Eh? You want to see my mirth certificate?”

  13. Eric says:

    “What’s that you say about 9.99 pizza, Cain? Is that deal still going on?”

  14. Matt Young says:

    They used to be this big until I had surgery.

  15. This patting yourself on the back stuff is harder than it looks.

  16. What’s that Kobe?

  17. A hand sideways, not a handout.

  18. I could hear you better if you were standing on a bundled stack of campaign contributions.

  19. When things get tough, Obama reminds himself just how awesome he is by pulling a quarter from behind his ear.

  20. I can hear November 2012 from my house.

  21. John425 says:

    “Wait a minute, my teleprompter is trying to tell me something.”

  22. physics geek says:

    “Do yo hear what I hear?”

    I’m sorry, I can’t hear you: I’ve got a banana finger in my ear.

    “And with my hand cupped just so behind me ear, I can hear the ocean.”

  23. “Voices…Inside my head…Echoes…Things that you said.’”

    — The Police

  24. “You’ll have to speak up. Because, now all I hear is the sound of my own voice.”

  25. anjin-san says:

    “All these Republican dweebs don’t realize that I can’t hear them because the ACORN chip in my head is giving me instructions…”

  26. mannning says:

    You must know that I have eyes that see and ears that…well, what do they do?

  27. mannning says:

    My little crystal radio is hard to hear over the noise—I think FOX said that I was funding OWS, which is really damn silly because I have arranged for some big cats to do that outside of government already, in return for some nice government contracts, of course!

  28. mannning says:


  29. @mannning: A sphincter says what?

  30. I see he still doesn’t have the salute thing down yet either.

  31. At his latest rally the president listens for the sound of one hand clapping.

  32. John425 says:

    “Well yes, I can flap them but no, they don’t fly.”

  33. John425 says:

    “What? Yes, I’ll be on Dancing With The Stars in December!”

  34. Peterh says:

    So…..you’re tellin’ me this is the second thing to go…..

  35. Obama’s new campaign poster and bumper sticker slogan for 2012: “I Feel Hear Your Pain.”

  36. With Bill Clinton’s blessing, Obama releases his new campaign poster and bumper sticker slogan for 2012: “I Hear Your Pain.”

  37. Rather than just reading the text of a classic Dr. Seuss book to Mrs. Crabtree’s third grade class aloud, Obama decided to dramatize it for them as well. “Listen up kids,” said the president. “Now repeat after me: ‘Republicans Don’t Give a Hoot!’ I mean…‘Horton Hears a Who?”

  38. Obama, Hears a Who?

  39. Obama at a recent campaign fundraising dinner: “Can I get an ‘Occupy Wall Street’ style ‘People’s Mic Check’ from the back over there?” asked the president. “Yeah, right over there in the $1,000-a-plate cheep seat section. Because I can hear the $7,500-a-plate section just fine. And the $38,500-a-plate section is coming in loud and clear.”

  40. simon h gedney says:

    “Hmmm. Nature calls!”

    “Didn’t some commercial say that this means ‘You’re gay’ in Italy?”

    The First Lady blew in a special whistle to call the President and their dogs home for dinner.

  41. mannning says:

    So you are practicing for next year when you join the French Foreign Legion–left-handed corps?

  42. Obama listens for the return of his supporters from the 2008 election campaign: “Wait for it…Wait for it…”