OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Alexander Zemlianichenko/Pool
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
It’s still our secret, Dimitry! They’ll never find out about “us”!!
Yes, he’s the Charlie Sheen of Russia!
See, just a touch of the hand operates today’s high tech puppets!
No, Dimitry really doesn’t mind that I’m going to take his job away from him. We’re buddies, like Stalin and Trotsky were, right Dimitry?
Yes, he looked into my soul too!!!
Putin the arm on Medvedev for the Presidency.
“Just the two of us”
by Bill Withers
“I see the crystal raindrops fall
And see the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you some time
And I want to spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I”
“You know what? I think I can see Alaska from here.”
Election results prove Putin is clinging to power by his fingertips.
Simmer down house boy.
I *love* what you’ve done with the place!
“See this guy right here? That’s Dimitri. He’s the best friend you can ask for. When you need someone to take over your job, he’s your man. When you want that job back, it’s this guy. And when you need someone to warm up your seat for you, no one but Dimitri! C’mon let’s give this guy an applause now!”
*Applause*
“Now get off my seat.”
” …three Aeroflot stewardesses in the Politburo coat room! Uh… sorry. Where were we?”
Putin: “Da, we have 3 dog nights in Russia, but one Dimitry is all I need.”
Putin: Is good, this same-sex marriage?”
So Happy Together!
“Look, Dimitry, a squirrel!”
“Dimitry, time to go! Here comes Hillary with that чертовский ‘reset’ button again!”
“Dimitry, I’d give my right arm to have my old job back. No, wait, I mean your right arm!”
“Raise your right hand if you believe in free elections.”
“Aw crap, Vlad, I too didn’t get the memo to wear a tie after all!”
“We have Czarist DNA and Stolichnaya blood. ПОБЕЖДАТЬ!” (winning!)
“If you’re red and you don’t want to be dead
Why don’t you go where power sits?
Putin on the Ritz”
“Dimitry has not felt such thrill since he licked the glass covering Lenin.”
Don’t worry Dimitri – those useful idiot American Democrats, excuse me Progressives, still support our Manchurian Candidate Obama.
Dimitri- who is your choice on American Idol this week?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ride again!
Putin: “Dimitry is top to my bottom. Wait, that came out wrong.”