OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. It’s still our secret, Dimitry! They’ll never find out about “us”!!

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Yes, he’s the Charlie Sheen of Russia!

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    See, just a touch of the hand operates today’s high tech puppets!

  4. No, Dimitry really doesn’t mind that I’m going to take his job away from him. We’re buddies, like Stalin and Trotsky were, right Dimitry?

  5. Hey Norm says:

    Yes, he looked into my soul too!!!

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Putin the arm on Medvedev for the Presidency.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Just the two of us”
    by Bill Withers

    “I see the crystal raindrops fall
    And see the beauty of it all
    Is when the sun comes shining through
    To make those rainbows in my mind
    When I think of you some time
    And I want to spend some time with you

    Just the two of us
    We can make it if we try
    Just the two of us
    Just the two of us
    Building castles in the sky
    Just the two of us
    You and I”

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “You know what? I think I can see Alaska from here.”

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Election results prove Putin is clinging to power by his fingertips.

  10. MstrB says:

    Simmer down house boy.

  11. jd says:

    I *love* what you’ve done with the place!

  12. Eric says:

    “See this guy right here? That’s Dimitri. He’s the best friend you can ask for. When you need someone to take over your job, he’s your man. When you want that job back, it’s this guy. And when you need someone to warm up your seat for you, no one but Dimitri! C’mon let’s give this guy an applause now!”


    “Now get off my seat.”

  13. KRM says:

    ” …three Aeroflot stewardesses in the Politburo coat room! Uh… sorry. Where were we?”

  14. John425 says:

    Putin: “Da, we have 3 dog nights in Russia, but one Dimitry is all I need.”

    Putin: Is good, this same-sex marriage?”

  15. Jeremy says:

    So Happy Together!

  16. “Look, Dimitry, a squirrel!”

  17. “Dimitry, time to go! Here comes Hillary with that чертовский ‘reset’ button again!”

  18. “Dimitry, I’d give my right arm to have my old job back. No, wait, I mean your right arm!”

  19. KRM says:

    “Raise your right hand if you believe in free elections.”

  20. “Aw crap, Vlad, I too didn’t get the memo to wear a tie after all!”

  21. physics geek says:

    “We have Czarist DNA and Stolichnaya blood. ПОБЕЖДАТЬ!” (winning!)

    “If you’re red and you don’t want to be dead
    Why don’t you go where power sits?
    Putin on the Ritz”

    “Dimitry has not felt such thrill since he licked the glass covering Lenin.”

  22. Michael Hamm says:

    Don’t worry Dimitri – those useful idiot American Democrats, excuse me Progressives, still support our Manchurian Candidate Obama.

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    Dimitri- who is your choice on American Idol this week?

  24. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ride again!

  25. John425 says:

    Putin: “Dimitry is top to my bottom. Wait, that came out wrong.”