Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 2, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“It’s sorta like lipstick on a pig.”
“You ever try putting lipstick on an elephant?”
Poli sci class demonstrates that putting nail polish on an elephant makes the GOP mascot just as attractive as the current field of presidential candidates.
Tip-toeing through the tulips… it’s not just for the svelte!
Obama’s tired of GOP red so he’s painting all their elephants neon orange.
Marcus Bachmann called zoo officials and said he’d be willing to help the elephants “Pray away the gay”
Yum! Kenyan Road Apples!
“Six Sexy ‘Must Do’s’ Before Summer Sandal Season!”
That’s the problem with Democrats. They make such an icky mucky goo and get up under your toe nails and if you don’t get them all out they really start to stink after a couple days.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in a strawberry patch.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in strawberry patch?
A: No, which proves it works!
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephant have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Don’t panic! It looks like just another GOP engineered “Crisis Capitalism” takeover attempt.
Finally, photographic proof that the GOP and DNC are one in the same.
“Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered the [static].”
In a surprise move, Clemson University changes its mascot from a Tiger to an Elephant in hopes of stomping its Orange Bowl opponent.
Nice to see Sensenbrenner has moved on to prop comedy.
You know Santorum’s going to be there, too, right?… Right?
Orange you glad to be going to the caucus?
The GOP prepares for war just as Hannibal did lo those many years ago!
The GOP believes they have finally found a way to revamp their image and attract voters.
Tired of the flack she was getting for having professional pedicures every week, Hillary Clinton tries doing it herself
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