OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Greg Levitzki says:

    So are you certain that this is a working model of Iran’s nuclear technology?

  2. ravgames says:

    “Lemme show you how I killed Bin Laden, kid.”

  3. Brooke says:

    This is not as easy as my penis pump.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    This is tough. I better let Michelle work it.

  5. John425 says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Gawd, I love to inflate things.”

    Kid: “I thought it was Congress’s job to prime the pump, Mr. President”

  6. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Mr. President, the Ego Inflater won’t work on someone as narcissistic as you.”

  7. I’m not sure how far we can cut the military budget but … let’s give it a shot.

  8. Drew says:

    Nice try kid, but I already vetoed the keystone pipeline.

  9. Drew says:

    Seriously, people. After the penis pump wisecrack what chance do any of us have?

  10. KRM says:

    Television star and inventor Milhouse Van Houton looks on as President Obama demonstrates the “air-powered excuse generator,” one of the many federal funded projects currently under development at Bart Simpson Enterprises.

  11. MaggieMama says:

    Indisputable proof that Obama really thinks pumping up the economy is child’s play.

  12. MaggieMama says:

    Now I know how this month’s employment numbers got pumped up.

  13. MaggieMama says:

    Everything about Obama’s full of hot air!

  14. MaggieMama says:

    I always knew kids were running the show.

  15. MaggieMama says:

    Silly man. Just cause they call you “Commander-in-Chief” doesn’t mean you’re suddenly a secret weapons expert.

  16. MaggieMama says:

    NASA, we have a problem.

  17. MaggieMama says:

    Obama thinking: {Oh sure, everyone talks about Michelle’s buff arms, but where is she when there’s hard work to be done?}

  18. rodney dill says:

    Don’t hold back MaggieMama, say how you really feel.

  19. Rob in CT says:

    [not an entry obviously]

    This reminds me of a gadget a friend once built: the BLARF. Beer Launched At Radical Force.

  20. Drew says:

    Maggie M is on a roll….

  21. Drew says:

    Having made the disastrous PR mistake of inviting Foster the People to the White House the President found himself trying to cope with their gift offering while in the background they sang “all you other kids with your pumped up kicks better run, better run……..”

  22. jd says:

    Are you sure this is how Gingrich’s office said the Democratic delegation is being sent to the new colony?

  23. Neil Hudelson says:

    Two more pumps here, then adjust the whosawatzit three notches, and that my friend is how you capture the Road Runner.

  24. Peterh says:

    You’re bright kid, but this is too much work…..spit-wads through a straw is still more effective…..still, the government may buy it….

    I’m with Drew, the penis pump is the win….

  25. Brummagem Joe says:

    Don’t let Boehner near this…he’ll shoot his eye out.

  26. MaggieMama says:

    /sorry guys, this one really got me going — still, Dill, not as bad as a few years ago when that pirate ship passing the Statue of Liberty really opened these flood gates!!!!/

  27. Barb Hartwell says:

    @Brummagem Joe:Don`t let Boener near this he`ll shoot his eye out My fave It cracked me up

  28. Moosebreath says:

    Do you have to cry out “Fetchez la vache” before launching?

  29. physics geek says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Oh Michelle, I’m gonna make you bark like a dog.”

  30. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “I used to be an inventor like you…then I took a marshmallow to the knee”

  31. Budgie93 says:

    Take this to the moon Gingrich!

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    Ingenious kid – I guess you were home-schooled.

  33. john personna says:

    Solar, you say! I can get you 200 million …

  34. rodney dill says:

    “Ever expect to see the most powerful man in the world pump this hard, Billy?”
    “Sorry Sir, I don’t watch gladiator movies.”

  35. Debitking says:

    Ok kid, we will invest 500 million on this thing. But only because it’s air powered.

  36. MaggieMama says:

    He’s not Hans and he’s not Franz! They can’t pump you up cause they’re two girlie men.

  37. Gollum says:

    Kid: Think Mrs. Obama will catch the marshmallow in her mouth like she said?
    Obama: How many feet per second at the muzzle?
    Kid: 126, more or less.
    Obama: Oh yeah, she’s good for that.

  38. Gollum says:

    The demo was delayed briefly when the First Lady ran off with the “ammo bag.”

  39. Gollum says:

    POTUS find the Marshmallarater slightly harder to inflate than his poll numbers.

  40. President Obama proudly announces to the world that America is back in the “Space Race” as he personally demonstrates the latest green technology propulsion launching system available: The MARShmallow Cannon!

  41. After his birth control policy goes south, President Obama personally mans a White House modified spud gun aimed at America’s diminishing Irish practicing Roman Catholics.