OTB Caption Contest Winners

The It Takes A Village People Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The It Takes A Village People Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: fustian – Looks like Hillary’s crashed another GSA convention.

Second: MstrB – “I’m about to make $47!”

Third(tie): TexasOllie – You put your left cankle in, and you shake it all about…

Third(tie): jd – Don’t you hate those movies where they BACK UP RIGHT INTO THE ZOMBIE!!!!

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug Mataconis“If you hear any noise. It ain’t the boys , it’s ladies night , uh huh”

Maggie Mama – Are these the prostitutes the Secret Service “hooked” up with?

Anderson – In its defense, the Secret Service pointed out that association with prostitutes was an inevitable by-product of providing security to Secretary Clinton.

Drew – This ain’t nuthin’. Have you seen the photo album with pictures of Maddy Albright on the dance floor with Kim Jung Il??

Herb – Asked later why she started dancing as soon as the DJ started playing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, Secretary Clinton responded, “That’s my song.”

Jed – “Put the damn beads down. It’s disrespectful and we really don’t need to see ’em.”

VOX POPULI AWARD

Chris Lawrence – Hillary Clinton attending a fundraiser for Pawnee (Ind.) city council candidate Leslie Knope at the Snakehole Lounge.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Elaine Benes busts a move.

Vogon poetry moves to second place.

The Thursday Contest has already moved that bus.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jeremy says:

    You put the Vogon poetry joke at the bottom of the barrel? I didn’t make it, but come on, Rodney, that one’s priceless.

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    @Jeremy: Rodney usually puts his own entries as “bottom of the barrel.” I suspect that was his.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @Jeremy: Thanks Jeremy. The Bottom of The Barrel are almost always my own captions. For the few times a guest captioner has appeared there I’ve noted the name.

  4. fustian says:

    I appreciate the nod for first, but I thought both the cankle comment and the Vogon one beat it by some margin. Both cracked me up!