OTB Caption Contest Winners

The You'll Put Your Eye Out Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The You’ll Put Your Eye Out Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Maggie Mama – … and this is where all those damn socks landed!

Second: JeremyI. SAID. NEXT. SLIDE.

Third: John Burgess“It is proved irrefutable Comrades… our Legos will conquer those of the Capitalist Running Pig within hours!”


al-Ameda – “Right there, just outside the Palin Compound”

Drew – Here Great Leaders favorite par 4 short. Leader challenge bunker right with driver or tree wood off Heroes Tee, leave flip wedge. Or, if heavy drinking night before, with 3 iron on tee, and short iron to glorius bunkered green. Please note bunker likeness to Great Leaders face. Like President Cleenton, Leader always put on card 4, no matter strokes many….

Mr. Prosser – Lt. Kim carefully watches where next to point his stick, knowing any mistake will mean an instant posting to the border as a mine detector.

Wyatt Earp“You know what the Ukraine is? It’s a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It’s feeble. I think it’s time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.”

Phillip – We want you to play capture the flag with at least three divisions of troops. Get it?

John425 – Yes, Dear Leader; the People’s Army has detected food over—-there.


The plans for Disney DPRK were immediately sanctioned by Kim Jong-un

In just indicating where the restrooms were, General Parks started an unfortunate chain of events.

We’ll hide Waldo here.

“I never wanted to be a DPRK army general… I always wanted to be… A Lumberjack!”

“That not secret weapon… that spider on screen.”

The Nittany Lion’s new head coach proved to be a real ball buster.

The Monday Contest is already off-roading.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MaggieMama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

  2. al-Ameda says:

    Thanks for the honorable mention, Rodney.

    And of course, much credit goes to my wife, my children, my attorney and my agent, without whom this would not be possible.