OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Green Light, Red Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Green Light, Red Light Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


First: jd – “Shouldn’t we activate the Cone of Silence?” “What?”

Second: Doug Mataconis“We’re flying in secretly to see if we can catch the Secret Service at a strip club again.”

Third: walt moffett – I’ll let you know when its your turn to sit by the window.


Kevin Whalen“This is my favorite Jay Z song right here. I love the shuffle feature!”

JKB – Don’t ask but do tell. Is that guy over there eying me?

Maggie Mama – The AF managed to locate green light bulbs for all our planes, so it’s no longer referred to as black ops.

Robert w. ArmijoWhile aboard Air Force One, somewhere over Kabul, Afghanistan, President Obama carefully reviews the final seating arrangement for next week’s campaign fundraising house party at George Clooney’s Studio City estate in So. California.


“Maybe we should allow 100W bulbs again, Sir.”

“Whatever you do… don’t wear a hoodie… they’ll cap your ass….”

“Obama’s campaign bus visits Alaska.”

“Do we really need these precautions?”
“Detroit’s just not safe, Sir.”

Crocker: “So Bin Ladin’s dead, and GM is still alive.”
Obama: “At least until after the election.”

They’ve just got to get a better in flight movie than “Driving Miss Daisy.”

The Monday Contest already has cornered the market on all the crops in Farmville.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.