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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Diplomacy By Other Means Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Friday, June 1, 2012 · 5 comments

The Diplomacy By Other Means Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jeremy – The 1st Annual OutsideTheBeltway Fan Convention was not going well.

Second: John Burgess – Who knew that Joe Biden autograph would be so desirable?!

Third(tie): anjin-san – Buddy, you have a lot of nerve claiming Obama is a real American…

Third(tie): John425 – Q: “How many Ukrainians does it take to do a Heimlich maneuver?”

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug Mataconis – Since the Ukrainian Parliament lacks a filibuster, opposition parties have to resort to other methods to prevent legislation from coming to the floor.

Eric Florack – The White House is said to have placed “serious pressure” on GOP House members

Paul White – It had been long suspected that Boris wasn’t really a man at all.

Paul White – The one dissenting politician is gently encouraged to change his position.

Drew – I don’t know.? All I asked was “perchance you have a bottle of Grey Poupon and then……”

Carl – Sugar makes the medicine go down.

Gollum – Apparently “time, place, and manner” restrictions have a whole new meaning these days.

G.A. – G.A. after finishing a post?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Marco” “Polo”

“Niagara Falls… Slowly I turned.”

“There is no cake, there is no ice cream… Happy Birthday.”

“The Printer’s fixed!!!”

SEAL Team 86 was actually not associated with the U.S. Navy.

Jury Deliberations at John Edwards’ trial were deemed to be uneventful.

The Thursday Contest has already thrown another shrimp on the barbie.