OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Nassau Space Center Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Nassau Space Center Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Tillman – Best episode of Swamp People ever. (“Choot ’em, choot ’em ‘lizabeth. — rodney)

Second: Robert W. Armijo“I’m sorry, Captain. But I’ve given you all she’s got. We just can’t break free of that tugboat’s tracker beam.

Third: Jeremy“At Progressive, we cover everything! Except that.”


Bennett – A Floridian retiring to New York? Doing it wrong.

physics geekGonna need a bigger boat.

Idiot – To infinity and….. oh nevermind.

Fog – OK, we’ve got her turned into the wind. Now we need more speed!

roger – Kirk: “Scotty, Warp Factor 7!” Scotty: “Din canna do ca’tin.Ya see da “No wake sign?””

Argon – Another perfect emergency landing by Chesley Sullenberger. What a pilot!

Talmadge EastYou just can’t find good parking in NYC.

Bill – Captain. I’m having trouble lifting off with this new algae fuel oil. Can we go back to the old $4.00 a gallon stuff.

He who must not be named – A three hour tour…


“Open the eBay door, Hal”

Attempts to go over Niagara Falls in some sort of unpowered device became more and more bizarre.

Ray Bradbury’s Funeral Pyre was deemed a fitting tribute.

At least Gingrich is happy… He thinks he’s going to Mars.

I don’t seem to remember this part of Huck Finn.

The Monday Contest has already set high expectations.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tillman says:

    I actually like that show too. Not afraid of alligators anymore.

    Now that I’ve won once, I will go back to my usual milieu of occasional honorable mentions.

  2. Jeremy says:

    Am I on a roll or something?