OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Oompa Loompah Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Oompa Loompah Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Donald Sensing“Think I’ll go back to the private sector. I hear it’s doing fine.”

Second: al-Ameda – “DeVry University 2012 Commencement Ceremony”

Third: jd – That’s right detective. It was the guy in the green vest.

HONORABLE MENTION

JeremyWell, the shovels are ready, but the jobs aren’t.

John Burgess“Biden speeches?! Don’t talk to me about Biden speeches! Have you ever had to clean up after one?

Mr. Prosser – Old retired white guy begins to realize that mouthing off to a liberal, activist judge will get you community service, not an attaboy from your tea party friends.

John425 – Federal judges awaiting Senate confirmation.

Doug Mataconis“Come on guys, you know the words…….It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A……”

Robert W. ArmijoGuy Wearing Hat: “Yup, they use to call me ‘Crocodile Dundee’.

Monty Python Award

He who must not be named – Nobody expects the Stimulus Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and our flashy yellow-green vests… Our two weapons are fear, our flashy yellow-green vests and a ruthless union rules driven inefficiency… Our three weapons are fear, our flashy yellow-green vests, a ruthless union rules driven inefficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Keynesian economics… Our four… no… amongst our weapons…. amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, our flashy yellow-green vests… I’ll need another term.

Point / Counterpoint Award

Dave SchulerShovel-ready.

Michael Hamm – Shovels not so ready.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Even John Bolton has found gainful employment under the Obama Administration.

We’re on a mission from God.

“Hold On Tight To Your Dreams.”

Paul Hogan began to wonder how he could possibly have fallen so far.

“The President is playing golf again. Get ready to construct a green anywhere his tee shot lands.”

90% of the parents of the 99%, just wish their kids would shut-up and get a job.

The Thursday Contest Has already been seated for a power lunchLaunch.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.