OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Sky Diving for Schmucks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Sky Diving for Schmucks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: jd – “We can’t come back! We don’t know how it works!”

Second: Wyatt Earp“Waiter, there’s a hawk in my soup.”

Third(tie): Daniel N. Adams – Wall Street waits in anticipation today as the Board of Directors at Super Glue Inc meet to elect a new CEO.

Third(tie): KRM – The annual meeting of Exhibitionists Anonymous got off to a flying start.

HONORABLE MENTION

al-Ameda – “We can see Alaska from here”

Kripto – “Hey, who farted?”

FormerHostage – The business world’s version of the “kids table” at Thanksgiving.

John BurgessThe Rapture, secularist version.

MaggieMama – Apparently NASA is getting very, very creative in its search to replace the retired Shuttle program.

Robert W. Armijo“Okay, the next one who cracks another Sarah Palin ‘I can see Russia from my house’ joke is getting tossed.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Dangle me over the East River… I need to take a dump.”

“…and Seamus thought he had it rough.”

“OK, First order of business. Settling the crane operator union strike.”

“Dammit Earl, stop rocking.”

“The Wallenda party… now seating the Wallenda party…”

The Monday Contest has already stretched his wings.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Wyatt Earp says:

    Thanks Rodney!