OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Empty Suits Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Empty Suits Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Jeremy – “All pay phones in the vicinity disabled. They won’t escape this way.”
Second: Mr. Prosser – The toughest homeowners association in the U.S. reviews an architectural control violation.
Third: Stormy Dragon – “All right, people, there was no double dip. The high unemployment you saw was not a recession. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”
HONORABLE MENTION
physics geek – “I don’t think this is where the Blues Brothers convention is being held.”
al-Ameda – “Where the hell are we?”
JKB – Secret Service agents keep an eye out for a few desperate housewives.
KRM – But as his bike turned the corner onto Pine Street Timmy suddenly realized that his mom wasn’t joking: This time he was going to be grounded for real.
rudderpedals – Six to beam up
jd – One stick and one ball short of a game.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Marco…
… but Godot never showed.
Now where the F— is Neo, anyway.
Ted just couldn’t resist the temptation to blow-up and pop his paper lunch bag.
The Monday Contest is headed south of the border.
*fistpump*