OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Empty Suits Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Empty Suits Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By REUTERS/Jason Reed


First: Jeremy“All pay phones in the vicinity disabled. They won’t escape this way.”

Second: Mr. Prosser – The toughest homeowners association in the U.S. reviews an architectural control violation.

Third: Stormy Dragon“All right, people, there was no double dip. The high unemployment you saw was not a recession. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”


physics geek“I don’t think this is where the Blues Brothers convention is being held.”

al-Ameda – “Where the hell are we?”

JKB – Secret Service agents keep an eye out for a few desperate housewives.

KRM – But as his bike turned the corner onto Pine Street Timmy suddenly realized that his mom wasn’t joking: This time he was going to be grounded for real.

rudderpedals – Six to beam up

jd – One stick and one ball short of a game.



… but Godot never showed.

Now where the F— is Neo, anyway.

Ted just couldn’t resist the temptation to blow-up and pop his paper lunch bag.

The Monday Contest is headed south of the border.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeremy says: