OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Kevin WhalenLesbian couple fails in attempt to steal Chick fil A mascot.

Second: Mr. Prosser – Run away! Run away! (Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! — rodney)

Third: Vast Variety – The IOC is spending the week evaluating new Olympic sports.

HONORABLE MENTION

rudderpedals – Elsie’s cow ride to heaven left the crowd udderly impressed.

Al – Critics Question NASA’s Shuttle Replacement Choice As Splashdown Test Goes Poorly.

OzarkHillbilly – Well, the cow didn’t make it over the moon but it did clear the scaffolding.

Russell Greenlee – In accordance with Chick-Fil-A policy, Elsie bucked Bruce when she discovered that the bulge in his pants was not, in fact, a chicken sandwich.

al-Ameda – The last 2 Republican voters in California

JeremyLooks like Red Bull doesn’t give you wings after all.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

What are Romney’s chances?

Put it on a stick and you can sell it at the Wisconsin State Fair

She’s lookin’ mighty good Vern….

Paul Ryan’s grand entrance at the RNC, turned into an udder disaster

Cow tipping still remains at 15%

Introducing Wisconsin’s newest airline — “Come Fly Our DairyAir!”

The Thursday Contest already thinks it’s just Hakol B’seder.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.