OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Head Of The Class Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Head Of The Class Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Obama And Biden Unveil Proposal To Decrease Gun Violence In U.S.

(Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)


First: Allan Bourdius“Where are their lab coats? I thought they’d all be wearing lab coats.”

Second: al-Ameda – “Next time we’re doing our photo-op on the deck of the USS Lincoln.”

Third: EdMigPerWho ripped a good one?


KB – Can any of you guys tell me what exactly an assault rifle is?

CSK – “Oh, man,” thought little Johnny. “I can’t believe I’m missing Power Rangers Megaforce for this crap.”

Drew – Yes, sweetie, I got your letter to Santa Claus as well as the one on gun control……

Moosebreath – Yes, Jenny, I did have to overcome a lot of society’s ingrained prejudices. You see, I’m left handed.

Herb – You’re awfully lippy for a prop, little girl. Next time, we’re just going to use flags.

C. Clavin – Hey, you look like a 5th grader…are you smarter than the NRA?


“Excuse me… but was that a ‘Harumph?'”

“If you think this is so easy you sign it.”

“I going as fast as I can. Don’t worry you’ll get plenty of time to caddy for me later.”

“Excuse me… It’s Obamacare, not Obamacabre.”

“…and if you see Harry Reid… run.”

Tillman* – Later in Mindy’s life, the only thing she could recall about the occasion was the pattern of hair on the back of Barack Obama’s scalp.

*(Special guest appearance.)

The Monday Contest is already to say, “Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.