OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Man Hands Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Man Hands Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Mr. Prosser – Face Palm; it’s not just for starship captains.

Second: Ron – Horror fills the air as the Easter Bunny doesn’t quite make it across the road.

Third: James Pearce (Formerly Known as Herb)I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d already been “huranged.”(‘lookit dat lookit dat’ – rodney)


Stonetools – “Oh no, a Republican politician said something about rape again…”

J-Dub – Oh God! Are they showing the Kevin Ware injury again?!?!

John425 – Sequestering forces announcement that The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel will close.

Patrick McCainUnaware that the Class M planet was inhabited, Captain Kirk goes skinny-dipping on Shiralea VI.

Moosebreath – The world’s largest game of peek-a-boo was subject to cheating.

Drew – “You should get rid of the vile looking one with the tire tread lips.”


The new Terror Alert color system left a little to be desired.

Mitt’s new game plan… color coded binders…

The Thursday Contest already has a shovel ready project.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Drew says:


    Did anyone get the reference? Its clear that you did.