OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Dakota Tribal Wisdom Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Dakota Tribal Wisdom Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Wyatt EarpAnd for dinner, Bob will have the surf and turf.

Second: Hal 10000Thanks to sequestration cuts, all government-issued polo ponies will lack heads.

Third: OzarkHillbilly – What John Boehner sees every time he thinks about reining in the Tea Party.

HONORABLE MENTION

roger – Looks like Prince Charles will finally be giving up Polo and fox hunting.

Donald SensingKim Jong Un vowed that the commissar who promised him it would be great PR to ride a bronco would be dead before sundown.

Mr. Prosser – Any rider who wears Uggs instead of Tony Lamas deserves to be thrown.

Michael Hamm – Congress rushes through legislation to outlaw Rodeos. “If it can save one Cowboy from a face plant it is worth it.” so says with Wicked Witch of the West -er I mean the House Minority Leader.

Patrick McCainScotty’s idea of an April Fools’ Day prank was to wire the transporter backwards.

J-Dub – A Texas rodeo performs a dramatic interpretation of George W. Bush’s decision to invade Iraq.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama: “We do Bronc busting at Camp David all the time.”

“Mr. President… just how does it feel to be facing the ‘Bush dilemma’ in North Korea, a hostile foreign leader threatening to use weapons of mass destruction against the U.S. and U.S. Allies?”

“…and he sticks the landing…”

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Bull (OK, It’s a horse and not a bull)

Gangnam Style: Fail

The Monday Contest has already jumped the shark.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.