OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Dakota Tribal Wisdom Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Dakota Tribal Wisdom Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Wyatt Earp – And for dinner, Bob will have the surf and turf.
Second: Hal 10000 – Thanks to sequestration cuts, all government-issued polo ponies will lack heads.
Third: OzarkHillbilly – What John Boehner sees every time he thinks about reining in the Tea Party.
HONORABLE MENTION
roger – Looks like Prince Charles will finally be giving up Polo and fox hunting.
Donald Sensing – Kim Jong Un vowed that the commissar who promised him it would be great PR to ride a bronco would be dead before sundown.
Mr. Prosser – Any rider who wears Uggs instead of Tony Lamas deserves to be thrown.
Michael Hamm – Congress rushes through legislation to outlaw Rodeos. “If it can save one Cowboy from a face plant it is worth it.” so says with Wicked Witch of the West -er I mean the House Minority Leader.
Patrick McCain – Scotty’s idea of an April Fools’ Day prank was to wire the transporter backwards.
J-Dub – A Texas rodeo performs a dramatic interpretation of George W. Bush’s decision to invade Iraq.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Obama: “We do Bronc busting at Camp David all the time.”
“Mr. President… just how does it feel to be facing the ‘Bush dilemma’ in North Korea, a hostile foreign leader threatening to use weapons of mass destruction against the U.S. and U.S. Allies?”
“…and he sticks the landing…”
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Bull (OK, It’s a horse and not a bull)
Gangnam Style: Fail
The Monday Contest has already jumped the shark.
