OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Duck Dodgers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Duck Dodgers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo By Rogelio V. Solis

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: OzarkHillbilly – The clean up after the White House Correspondents Dinner was a little more complicated than originally anticipated.

Second: JKB – After the success of Duck Dynasty, Hollywood is betting on Duck Detectives

Third: Patrick McCainFoghorn Leghorn teaches apprentice how to outwit The Barnyard Dog.

HONORABLE MENTION

Jenos Idanian #13 – “Dammit, this is exactly why I told again and again and again: when Joe Biden asks you to pull his finger, don’t do it!”

Peterh – Hey…be careful with Hannibal…he’s a leg man now…

Rob Huffman – “Clown line – do not cross.”

Robert W. ArmijoDown there to your right. But you should’ve gone before you put on the suit.

Paul HoosonThank God the Hazmat guys are here to safely remove some of Hooson’s jokes!”

markm – “sorry, no, we are looking for lost Elvis Presley trinkets. The ricin investigation site is over there…”

Michael Hamm – The Carnival Poop Cruise is that way.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Dang, I thought we’d make the duck stamp this year.”

“Take us to your Duck Commander.”

“Mr. President, how do you stand on nuclear waste?”

The first two GOP Presidential candidates for 2016 self destruct as they fall into the ‘Dukakis Trap.’

Worst.DWTS.couple.ever

The Thursday Contest is still hanging in there.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Ozark, congratulations on your return to glory. It’s been a long, long road back to funny. 🙂

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Is this where we tell those Tim Tebow religious jokes….Oh wait, that’s the other funny caption contest….Oh no! Those Hazmat guys are taking me away… Lord help me!

    At any rate, thanks so much Rodney. I appreciate it. Being one of the worst living comics isn’t easy, I tell you….

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Patrick McCain: Thanx Pat, (they come and they go) but I really think Robert’s was better.

    Robert W. Armijo – Down there to your right. But you should’ve gone before you put on the suit.