OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. The posting is a little delayed as real life got in the way.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie):Patrick McCain – Vowing never to get throat cancer again, Michael Douglas and wife purchase new “toys” at the sex shop down the street.
First(tie): Pinky – They both found it easier to live in denial, but make no mistake, Axe Body Spray addiction ruins lives.
Second: CSK – Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. But the bean burritos were a hassle for both of them.
Third: JKB – Urban living is a riot
Mr. Prosser – Emma, “The people are revolting.” Liam, “You said it, they stink on ice!”
effusing – True love knows no dystopia.
OzarkHillbilly – Love at first gassing.
Paul Hooson – “What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….Do you want to be my neighbor?….” (I don’t think I’d like Mr. Codger’s Neighborhood – rodney)
Donald Sensing – “I’m telling you, ‘After Earth’ really does stink!”
John425 – Potential homebuyers survey property in Detroit.
JimmyD39 – Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Mu – I told you we can sniff glue all day and no cop would notice
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Destination weddings are getting a little carried away.
Say Yes to Duress
The appearance of Paul Hooson jokes calls for drastic measures.
The Thursday Contest already has its back to the wall.
Ah, that Michael Douglas joke was a tasty morsel….my compliments to the chef!
hip hip hooray!
That Michael Douglas story seems so old now, a tribute to our 24-hour news cycle, here and gone in a flash!