OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. The posting is a little delayed as real life got in the way.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie):Patrick McCain – Vowing never to get throat cancer again, Michael Douglas and wife purchase new “toys” at the sex shop down the street.
First(tie): Pinky – They both found it easier to live in denial, but make no mistake, Axe Body Spray addiction ruins lives.
Second: CSK – Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. But the bean burritos were a hassle for both of them.
Third: JKB – Urban living is a riot
Mr. Prosser – Emma, “The people are revolting.” Liam, “You said it, they stink on ice!”
effusing – True love knows no dystopia.
OzarkHillbilly – Love at first gassing.
Paul Hooson – “What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….Do you want to be my neighbor?….” (I don’t think I’d like Mr. Codger’s Neighborhood – rodney)
Donald Sensing – “I’m telling you, ‘After Earth’ really does stink!”
John425 – Potential homebuyers survey property in Detroit.
JimmyD39 – Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Mu – I told you we can sniff glue all day and no cop would notice
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Destination weddings are getting a little carried away.
Say Yes to Duress
The appearance of Paul Hooson jokes calls for drastic measures.
The Thursday Contest already has its back to the wall.