OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Jumping Jack Flash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. The posting is a little delayed as real life got in the way.




First(tie):Patrick McCainVowing never to get throat cancer again, Michael Douglas and wife purchase new “toys” at the sex shop down the street.

First(tie): Pinky – They both found it easier to live in denial, but make no mistake, Axe Body Spray addiction ruins lives.

Second: CSK – Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. But the bean burritos were a hassle for both of them.

Third: JKB – Urban living is a riot


Mr. Prosser – Emma, “The people are revolting.” Liam, “You said it, they stink on ice!”

effusing – True love knows no dystopia.

OzarkHillbilly – Love at first gassing.

Paul Hooson“What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….What a (beautiful) day in the neighborhood….Do you want to be my neighbor?….” (I don’t think I’d like Mr. Codger’s Neighborhood – rodney)

Donald Sensing – “I’m telling you, ‘After Earth’ really does stink!”

John425 – Potential homebuyers survey property in Detroit.

JimmyD39 – Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Mu – I told you we can sniff glue all day and no cop would notice


Destination weddings are getting a little carried away.

Say Yes to Duress

The appearance of Paul Hooson jokes calls for drastic measures.

The Thursday Contest already has its back to the wall.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, that Michael Douglas joke was a tasty morsel….my compliments to the chef!

  2. hip hip hooray!
    That Michael Douglas story seems so old now, a tribute to our 24-hour news cycle, here and gone in a flash!