OTB Caption Contest Winners

The I'll Have A Fifth Law Of Robotics Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The I’ll Have A Fifth Law Of Robotics Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mu – Returning to Tantooine, Luke realized the bar had been drastically redecorated.

Second: Pinky – “Sure thing, buddy, one draft coming up! Say, you haven’t happened to run into anyone named Sarah Connor tonight, have you?”

Third(tie): Allan Bourdius“They heard the hum of the motors, they counted the rotors, and waited for us to arrive…and we would all go down together.”

Third(tie): Patrick McCainWeiner to Huma: “I call this techs-ting.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Jenos Idanian #13 – “Gimme a Klaatu Barada Nikto, hold the glycol.”

John D’Geek – The ‘Mysterious They’ finally create the perfect politician …

Moosebreath – I recommend a 30 weight as a chaser, sir.

JOhn425 – Robot: “No, I have not had sex with that robot, Mr. R2D2!”

Tillman – “Jim Beam? Error. Error. My programming prevents me from serving you poison.”

He who must not be named – Patron (conveniently named Dave): “Open the bottle, pal.” Bartender: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I’m a Cathodelic… Of course I believe in a higher deity…. IBM’s Watson.”

Patron: “I keep meeting girls that are bi-polar.” Robot: “That’s nothin’ mine are all bi-nary.”

“Can you play ‘I ain’t got Nobody’ by Spencer and Graham?” “Very funny human… very funny… ”

So I says to this girl robot… My iPad or yours… get it… my iPad or yours….

The Monday Contest has ready converted.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.