OTB Caption Contest Winners

The In Your Cups Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The In Your Cups Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo by LARRY DOWNING/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: markm – President: “…what the…JAY, you tricky man…..is that a surveillance device on my coffee cup?”

Second: Hal 10000We’ve replaced the coffee we normally serve with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see if Barack Obama notices.

Third: Wyatt EarpWith no teleprompter available, Obama staffers use Alpha-Bits to feed the president his lines.

HONORABLE MENTION

Mu – I like these new “hide everywhere” teleprompters

Pinky – “Don’t worry about it. I was lousy at my job and they invited me back, too.”

JWH – One of these men is one of the most powerful men in America. The other one is the president.

Lynda – Your next guest is Putin? Here, let me leave a little present for him in his coffee…

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Barry: “If I had a son he coulda been…”
Jay: “Joshua Reddin?”
Barry: “Well…”
Jay: “Julian McKnight?”
Barry: “Uh…”
Jay: “Lloyd Khemradj?”
Barry: “Man, this is good coffee Jay…”(whispering into cup): “Eject Eject Eject”

Obama: “…and I brought along Pelosi and Reid for Stupid Pet Tricks…”
Leno: “…Uh… that’s Letterman”

Drone coffee… good to the last strike.

Muslim Hills Brothers Coffee… a non-prophet corporation.

The Monday Contest finds your lack of faith disturbing.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Waaaahhoooooo….gittin’ it dun.

    Thanks RD.