OTB Caption Contest Winners

The French Mistake Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The French Mistake Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Natalia Kolesnikova)


First: MstrB – Vladimir loses the Viagra challenge.

Second: Neil Hudelson – Hold on…did someone just mention cake?

Third: Vast Variety – “Pickles?!?!”


FormerHostage – I wish he’d stop poking me in the butt with his rifle….hey…wait a minute!

Mr. Prosser – Wait a minute; is it left, right, left, right or right left, right left?

Charles austinI sure hope those things aren’t loaded. The rifles, I mean.

The Fury – “This guy on my left smells like poo.”

Greg – It takes quite a bit of practice, but eventually, the barrel of an AK-47 will give you the closest shave you will ever have.

Peterh – Damn…can’t remember if I got the ammo clip with blanks or…not…


“I sense something; a presence I’ve not felt since… I went hunting with Dick Cheney”

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling.

“Hmmmm… Did I leave the toilet seat up this morning?”

“Now is zee time on Sprockets vhen ve dance…”

“I really always wanted to be a lumberjack”

“C’mon girls, they hit Buddy!”

The Monday Contest has already had the main course.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD.