OTB Caption Contest Winners

The One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


Photo by GARY CAMERON/Reuters


First: Paul Hooson♪ C’mon baby let me take you on a Ted Cruz….Owww wee, owww wee baby….. Ted Cruz… ♪

Second: David in KC – Horton hears a Cruz.

Third: al-Ameda – The American Taliban endorses Post-Its


Hal 10000I’m begging you, America. Make me President so I don’t have to deal with these common folk anymore.

He who must not be named – By hour fifteen only the truly committed remained.

James Pearce – Microphone…check. Camera….check. Now where’s my bottle of water?

John425 – “How’s that dialog thingy working, Mr. President?”

Pharoah Narim – Dearly beloved I say unto thee: I used literally ALL of my miracle-working power descending from Heaven to stand before you behind this podium. Therefore, I do not intend to do anything about this Pastor Sneed character you seem to think I give two flips about other than the photo op this provides my campaign. Sneed is hosed….. eff him. Cruz out.

Tillman – “I got nothing guys. I looked at the evidence; Christianity is clearly a crime in Iran. Protesting my daily preaching to the grass won’t change anything.”

Mu – “Yes, I’m going to a breast cancer awareness meeting after this, why do you ask?”


“I don’t want to shut down the government, just more place it on Cruz control”

The Senate is failing to address the Tweepadock in the room.

♬ “Drop kick me Jesus…through the goal posts of life.” ♬

The Thursday Contest has already reached periscope depth.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! Thank you so much Rodney! I just knew that out of one million jokes, I might accidently tell a funny one some day….This is like lightning striking….or getting a winning lottery ticket….Wow! Thank you!

    I’d also like to thank Frankie Ford for his excellent 1959 hit song, SEA CRUISE. One of the best pop singles ever written and one of my favorite songs of all time.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: I’m not sure it was intentional, but going with “oweeee” instead of “ooooeeee” sold me on it.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Funny how oweeee is so often used in popular music, yet is not listed in any dictionary. But, the all time master at creating new words that mean nothing is Little Richard. – A whop bam-a-lu whop bam boo….