OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ask Not for Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ask Not for Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hal_10000So you just touch here and the website will come up with insurance quotes just for … dammit, it crashed again!

Second: RockThisTown – A great brain, a great Dane, a great pain & a great ball & chain. (said Carnac the Magnificent before opening the envelope – rodney)

Third: OzarkHillbilly – It’s true, blonds really do have more fun.

HONORABLE MENTION

Tillman – Barry was enjoying himself until he noticed Michelle muttering Revelation verses under her breath

Doug Mataconis“Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!'”

jd – Hey, look! Your sign language interpreter is on mugshots.com!

bill – Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.

Wyatt EarpTone Deaf at a Funeral

JKB – How can I make a funeral about me?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Michelle always said I was going to Helle, I just didn’t think so soon”

David: “OK, Tweet that.”
Helle: “It’s tweeted.”
Barry: “Nice Tweets.”
Michelle: (thinking) “Twits.”

David: “I didn’t know Biden slept with his eyes open.”
Obama: “Hey… that’s a live feed from the Oval office… from YOUR phone!”

The Monday Contest is already going off half-cocked.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    bill – Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.

    Good bill, very good.