OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ask Not for Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Ask Not for Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Hal_10000 – So you just touch here and the website will come up with insurance quotes just for … dammit, it crashed again!
Second: RockThisTown – – A great brain, a great Dane, a great pain & a great ball & chain. (said Carnac the Magnificent before opening the envelope – rodney)
Third: OzarkHillbilly – It’s true, blonds really do have more fun.
HONORABLE MENTION
Tillman – Barry was enjoying himself until he noticed Michelle muttering Revelation verses under her breath
Doug Mataconis – “Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!'”
jd – Hey, look! Your sign language interpreter is on mugshots.com!
bill – Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.
Wyatt Earp – Tone Deaf at a Funeral
JKB – How can I make a funeral about me?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Michelle always said I was going to Helle, I just didn’t think so soon”
David: “OK, Tweet that.”
Helle: “It’s tweeted.”
Barry: “Nice Tweets.”
Michelle: (thinking) “Twits.”David: “I didn’t know Biden slept with his eyes open.”
Obama: “Hey… that’s a live feed from the Oval office… from YOUR phone!”
The Monday Contest is already going off half-cocked.
Good bill, very good.