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The There's A Snake In My Boot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The There’s A Snake In My Boot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


National Review Online


First: Pinky – Curious George 2: Retribution

Second: David in KC – The NRA introduces its alternate to Elf on the Shelf, Monkey with a Gun

Third: RockThisTown – “Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty TSA agent!”


He who must not be named – Before dispatching them Charlie laughed and said, “Never bring feces to a gun fight.”

john personna – Planet Of The Apes was less frightening in stop motion photography.

G Griley – You thieves won’t rustle this blanket as long as I draw breath!

John Burgess“As soon as I get up, I’m walking to the cockpit and taking over this airplane!”

Mu – Having lost one eye to running with a pencil, monkey was ready to give the “don’t play with guns” rule more consideration. Next year.

Tillman – Somewhere, Lee Van Cleef sheds a tear.


Scientists today revealed that monkeys could not only be taught to sign, they could be taught to draw.

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.

Go ahead, Chimp, make my day

“I’m keeping an eye out for the Gorilla my dreams.”

George Zimmerman was once again in trouble with the law after handing out inappropriate gifts as a department store Santa.

The Thursday Contest has already knocked down a few bad boys.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, my mother made the newspapers here in Oregon as a girl when she was bitten by a monkey at an amusement park as a little girl. The monkey was allowed to get so close to the public that he grabbed her hat and when she reached over to take it back the monkey attacked and bit my mother, leading to better standards protecting the public from apes at zoos and other display areas for primates. One of our relatives owned a monkey, and had a lot of problems where it wasn’t a good pet. Horses, dogs and cats make better pets, although I’m recovering from a broken thumb after my dog accidently bit me a few weeks ago when my girlfriend’s dog and my dog started a fight while I was sleeping and my thumb got badly chewed up. I love animals, but that doesn’t prevent them from biting you. Under some circumstances this happens. BTW, I really love sock monkeys. They’re a favorite of mine.

  2. Pinky says:

    @Paul Hooson: I knew a woman who was afraid of cats. It turned out that she’d been nearly killed as a child when she stood too close to a lion’s cage, and it got its paw caught in her hair.