OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Laid Bear Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Laid Bear Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

An environmentalist dressed as a polar bear rests after a candlelight vigil to raise awareness of climate change in Taipei

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

A lot of great captions in this contest, Some are honored below


First: C. Clavin – Pour me a nice cold bear… and put a head on it.

Second: David in KC – When he said “$7.50 an hour for this crap job, someone please shoot me” he didn’t know someone was going to take him up on it.

Third: Pinky – When the head came off, the traumatized children realized that it wasn’t a pinata, but a college mascot who had hung himself.


OzarkHillbilly – I know global warming is a real and serious problem but that’s no reason to lose one’s head over it!

Moosebreath – The patient is prepped for Doc McStuffins.

Allan BourdiusHugging every new Nissan Leaf owner is exhausting, even if there are only a few dozen of them.

He who must not be named – Man-bear-hey, where’s the pig?

John425 – Anthony Wiener (aka Carlos Danger) tries a new way to reinvent himself.

RockThisTown – Fighting Seal Team 6 all day isn’t just a job, it’s a tiring adventure!

Paul Hooson“What would you do for a Klondike Bar?”

JWH – Emil takes a break while filming The Fast and the Furry-ous.

JKB – Sacrifice on the Altar of Gore


Edna never really grasped why PETA was so concerned and cluelessly continued to go clubbing with baby seals.

In the wild the Bi-Polar Bears are found to be only slightly less apathetic than the Honey Badger.

Some poses just aren’t meant to be Kodiak moments.

The Thursday Contest has already been Putin on the Ritz.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Personally I thought JKB’s – Sacrifice on the Altar of Gore was the winner, but C Clavins works too.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Right where I should be….bringing up the rear. My reputation as a terrible comic remains untarnished with first class success!

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