OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Major T.J. "King" Kong Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Major T.J. “King” Kong Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: He who must not be named – Having failed to get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch as ordered, Hakeem hoped the Mystical Missile of Mosul would suffice

Second: jd – If it lasts longer than four hours, call Dr. von Braun.

Third: roger – We told you to buy the rocket AND the launcher.


OzarkHillbilly – The new Rocket CondomTM is guaranteed to please the ladies.

Paul HoosonEven less effective than the SCUD missile, the SPUD missile.

grumpy realist – I think it’s more than 44 pounds. You’ll have to pay overweight charges when you fly.

MichaelHHamm – Help me Achmed – my Donkey was unavailable today.

Tillman – Easier than holding up Khalid’s mother, that’s for sure.(…that’s just nasty – rodney)

gVOR08 – Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

David in KC – No, I’m not happy to see you, it is a missle in my pocket.

CSK – The latest in Syrian fire-fighting equipment proved reasonably effective, but a trifle unwieldy.


Phallus Baumgartner was not as well known as his cousin Felix.

“Now we just need to find the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.”

“I wish I’d become a shepherd instead of a rocket scientist… date night would be so much easier.”

The Monday Contest already has been feeling the pressure.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. He who must not be named says:

    Thank you, Rodney.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    What happened to me? I was sort of funny this week….Thank You Rodney!

  3. Tillman says:

    I can’t have been the only one to see something like this immediately.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I loved the Mystical Missile of Mosul . Too funny.

  5. Franklin says:

    I think the win was well-deserved.