OTB Caption Contest Winners

The I Went To The Animal Fair Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The I Went To The Animal Fair Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Mahouts and their elephants take part in a mock fight as part of regular training exercises at an elephant conservation park in Ayutthaya province

REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang


First: CSK – The struggle for control of the Republican Party has reached an unprecedented level of hostility.

Second: Moosebreath – Medieval Times dinner and jousting tournaments were not a hit in India.

Third(tie): JC – First rule of GOP fight club…you don’t talk about GOP fight club

Third(tie): JWH – Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell take their feud to the streets.


Pinky – I may be an old-fashioned guy, but there’s something about garter belts….

OzarkHillbilly – “NO! My T is better than your tea!”

Michael Hamm – GOP elimination round winner gets to fight the Jackass (oops Donkey) in 2016

RockThisTown – Ringling Brothers new attraction: Pachyderm Rasslin’.

al-Ameda – “Tastes great!” “Less filling!”

He who must not be named – It’s all fun and games until an elephant puts an eye out.


Mahout sticks never caught on quite like Pooh Sticks.

Whoa mule… Whoa… When I says Whoa I means Whoa….

This is not an elephant


Didn’t your mother tell you not to run with Incisors.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. CSK says:

    Musta been my lancing wit.

  2. Jeremy says:

    I see Doug Mataconis has found a new image for his GOP civil war posts.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Pink’s garter belt joke had me going……it was twisted and funny!

  4. Pinky says:

    @Paul Hooson: I’m just saying, if this picture were indexed as “Asians thick legs garter belts” this site would get a lot more hits.