OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Let Us Spray Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Let Us Spray Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Woody – CPAC Speaker Politely Suggests Obamacare Will Improve American Economy

Second: John BurgessYou don’t bring Silly String to a teargas party.

Third: Paul HoosonThe worst Axe Deodorant ad ever…


Franklin – The musical “Hairspray” really didn’t translate into other cultures.

John425 – Crimean cop: “There’s a John Kerry somewhere in this pile!, I just know it”

He who must not be named – Yes, it’s just like the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.

JWH – Former UC-Berkeley police officers can still find employment in Crimea.

Michael Hamm – My air freshener will neutralize that deadly fart.

al-Ameda – “Peace be with you my brothers”!


Typical Black Friday at Walmart.

Ned soon found silly string and flatuence did not a good pepper spray substitute make.

Then the Old Spice commercials really got weird

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you, Rodney. I appreciate the recognition for my dryly funny quip. Humor may be my greatest love, but it’s also my biggest challenge. – I tell one joke, but then I go into zone and think of a dozen more, but often with uneven results.

    Well, David Brenner just died….I need to write jokes about that….I’m doing the Lord’s work here…

  2. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: For what its worth then I thought your “A typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB…” caption and Kent State were on the mark as well.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: HOw about”

    … I remember this one time at Debate Club…


    Let’s just agree to disagree.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    @Rodney Dill: Wow! That’s a tough debate club! – The “typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB” was a little self-deprecating humor after a series of regrettable incidents a week ago where a couple of my guys pulled guns, when they shouldn’t of, not once, but twice. I wanted the situations de-escalated, and not going to this extent. I wasn’t happy about this or approve of it. – But, it’s good for a joke or two. But, the police weren’t too amused and wonder what kind of a biker thug operation I run here. No arrests with my guys. And they got their guns back. But, this is a tough neighborhood here. A little security goes a long way to quiet down bad things here, usually peacefully. I can laugh at this now, but it seemed pretty sad to me last week.

  5. Franklin says:

    I don’t get the Sistine Chapel joke, can somebody help me?

  6. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: To me it was just the comparison to this sea of humanity with all the images on the Sistine Chapel was bizzare to ludicrous. Including the image comparison of the pepper spray ‘reaching’ out like the hand of God to man. If more than that was meant it eluded me, but that was enough for an honorable mention.

  7. Franklin says:

    OK, I can see that, sort of! Thanks.