OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Spoonerisms Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Spoonerisms Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) has finally issued a definitive statement: “I have never forked or spooned anyone in my entire life.”

Second: Robert W. ArmijoIronically, as the last surviving member of the Donner Party made his way out of the camp, he stumbled on a rock and impaled himself to death…on his eating utensils.

Third: roger – Sorry Uri Geller but you’ve been pwned!

HONORABLE MENTION

John Burgess“Who says fat kids aren’t attractive?!”

Jay Tea“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”

Wyatt EarpLarry the Silverware Guy.

FormerHostage – I’m glad Tim Burton dropped this idea and went with “Edward Scissorhands” instead.

Michael Hamm – Do you want fries with that?

Peterh – When you can’t text it…project it…EAT ME…

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Rep. Weiners childhood was really not that much different from anyone else’s

For some reason Mama doesn’t keep any knives in the house.

Inspiring Cee Lo’s new song — Fork You.

“Fork you and anybody that looks like you.”

Stick a fork to ‘im, he’s done.

What the hey? I had four entrees up, and they’re gone! (Jay was just one letter off)

The Monday Contest is already on double secret probation.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.