OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Dis Ain't Pismo Beach Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, August 10, 2014 · 2 comments

The Dis Ain’t Pismo Beach Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Jango unchained.

Second: Surreal American – I swear the next time someone says to me I should pursue a Solo career, I’m gonna…

Third: Doug Mataconis – Go straight from Comic Con to the job interview they said. It will work out fine they said.

HONORABLE MENTION

PInky – Begun the Southern California Clone War has.

OzarkHillbilly – South Beach is no place for a Jedi knight to be.

John425 – Secretary of State John Kerry visits Israel.

DrDaveT – These new post-concussion protocols are a complete pain in the @ss.

al-Ameda – “So, I’m what passes for diversity around here?”

PAUL HOOSON – “Thank God I gave up welding….”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

After realizing he polled as favorable as Hillary the RNC had a new 2016 candidate.

“Now all I have to do is hitch a ride on the space shuttle and I’m outta here.”

“Crap, just one comment to the First Lady, like, “maybe that is a moon” and I’m on the TSA no fly list.”

Unlike Boba, and Jango, Bozo Fett never quite caught on.