OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Burning Man Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Burning Man Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: jd – Scottish military demonstrates its new drones.

Second: Franklin – The results of fracking in Scotland are plain to see …

Third: JWH – Barney Kilcarney realized, suddenly, that Le Petomane was the last man to play these bagpipes …

HONORABLE MENTION

steve – That’s weird. When I eat Chipotle the flames usually come out my ass.

Hal_10000Critics are mixed on the new director’s cut of Braveheart.

Michael Hamm – Science is settled. Women are thrilled. Scottish men do have the hottest pipes around.

RGardner – Double, double toil and trouble; Bagpipes burn, and caldron bubble.

DrDaveT – On afterburners, bagpipes can achieve tempi of 244 beats per minute for short durations.

Pinky – The nitro-injected bagpipe can hit notes that would blow your mind.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Goodness Gracious Great Bags of Fire

While being a perfect euphemism for compromise in Congress the Haggis Hookah Bar was a failed business model.

The Scottish independence vote made it clear who wore the pants in the relationship.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.