OTB Caption Contest Winners
The "Wassup" "Wassail" Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The “Wassup” “Wassail” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – Obama, Santa Agree To Coal Phase-Out
Second: Hal_10000 – Tonight on Fox News: Santa and Obama were flashing gang signs!
Third: Tony W – The President and Santa celebrate a moment after Mr. Obama learns what Speaker Boehner is really getting for Christmas.
Doug Mataconis – Chief Justice Roberts administers the Oath of Office for Presidency of the North Pole
RockThisTown – “Governor Christie . . . is that you?”
John425 – Santa: “Pssst. Hey Mr Prez, it’s me, Jonathan Gruber.”
Mu – “I bring cheers and gifts to the people. How about you Santa?”
Paul Hooson – Obama: “God, Col. Sanders, you sure let yourself go…”
Mark Ryan – “Glad you can join us in blocking the entrance to this mall, Santa!”
Pinky – “Now, Daschle, Emanuel, Cantor, and Clinton!
On, Cotton! On, Schumer! On, Boehner and Nixon!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I wish I could quit you.”
“So how did you get in Santa? The Secret Service blocked the Chimney.”
“I just jumped the fence and ran across the lawn.”
…and with that the deal on elf amnesty was a lock.
Obama: “…and at your toy factory you won’t have to pay for ObamaCare on the illegal aliens I just granted amnesty to.”