OTB Caption Contest Winners

The "Wassup" "Wassail" Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The “Wassup” “Wassail” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

U.S. President Barack Obama gives a high five to a man dressed as Santa Claus during the 92nd annual National Christmas Tree Lighting on the Ellipse in Washington


Reuters/Yuri Gripas

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Obama, Santa Agree To Coal Phase-Out

Second: Hal_10000Tonight on Fox News: Santa and Obama were flashing gang signs!

Third: Tony W – The President and Santa celebrate a moment after Mr. Obama learns what Speaker Boehner is really getting for Christmas.

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug MataconisChief Justice Roberts administers the Oath of Office for Presidency of the North Pole

RockThisTown – “Governor Christie . . . is that you?”

John425 – Santa: “Pssst. Hey Mr Prez, it’s me, Jonathan Gruber.”

Mu – “I bring cheers and gifts to the people. How about you Santa?”

Paul Hooson – Obama: “God, Col. Sanders, you sure let yourself go…”

Mark Ryan – “Glad you can join us in blocking the entrance to this mall, Santa!”

Pinky – “Now, Daschle, Emanuel, Cantor, and Clinton!
On, Cotton! On, Schumer! On, Boehner and Nixon!”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I wish I could quit you.”

“So how did you get in Santa? The Secret Service blocked the Chimney.”
“I just jumped the fence and ran across the lawn.”

…and with that the deal on elf amnesty was a lock.

Obama: “…and at your toy factory you won’t have to pay for ObamaCare on the illegal aliens I just granted amnesty to.”

FILED UNDER: Contests
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Pinky won twice! Congratulations! (I actually thought his Honorable mention was better)

  2. Pinky says:

    Thanks. I did like John425’s. And I laughed out loud at “I wish I could quit you”, which is completely off-the-wall.

    As for my Honorable Mention one, an extra bonus point to anyone who remembered that Rahm Emanuel is a classically trained Dancer.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    Double congratz, Pinky. The coal phase-out crack was definitely tops. Wish I’d thought of it first!

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    The coal joke was great. I’m glad my cheap joke about Col. Sanders made the also-rans list here. Thank you my friends….