OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Fast and Furriest Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Fast and Furriest Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: OzarkHillbilly – Ever since Obama became President, being a “CIA interrogator” just ain’t the same.

Second: Pinky – the Office Complex of Misfit Toys

Third(tie): Mu – “Walk upright, he said. Adapt. But they’re still staring at me.”

Third(tie): al-Ameda – “Wait a minute, if I’m the Eggman, and you’re Walrus, then who the hell are they?”


Tillman – “Hey Bob, have you heard anything about rectal hydration?”

JWH – With extremist wings of their parties solidly against compromise, President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner negotiated the omnibus bill in the one place where no one would ever look for them.

Hal_10000Come to think of it, has anyone seen Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee lately?

RockThisTown – Edward Snowden’s disguises are really improving!

Paul Hooson – Gang colors at Disneyland?

John425 – Costumed protesters headed for a pro-gun hunter’s rally are in for a big surprise.

Stormy DragonThe skunk furries were not invited back the following year.

Franklin – First rule of being a mascot: Never take off your head in public!


Paws up, Don’t Shoot

“Schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer…” (and with that the rabbit punched the fox’s lights out)

“Hey there…. hey there… hey there… hey there… hey there…”
“OK OK, I’m sorry I asked, What does the fox say?”

Hey, how ’bout a Menagerie de Trois?

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Woo Hoo!!! First Place! Been a slow few months for me, so I’ll take my bows before some one steals my trophy. After I hit “Post Comment” I actually came up with a different phrasing that I thought was better:

    Ever since Obama became President, “CIA Interrogator” just doesn’t have the same cachet.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you Rodney! Compared to eating some potato pancake as this Hanukkah thing drags on for days, this gift of the recognition of my also-ran caption seems pretty good by comparison.

  3. John425 says:

    John425 says:

    Tuesday, December 16, 2014 at 12:02

    Costumed protesters headed for a pro-gun hunter’s rally are in for a big surprise.

    Hey Rodney: Who’s Mark Ryan and why is he stealing my stuff?

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @John425: Corrected… stung again my ‘cut and paste’

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Heh. Given the visual comparison of the furries to CIA interrogators being the main factor, I’m not sure the delivery would’ve made much difference.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Rodney Dill: Yeah, that’s why I just let it be. The main punch was the seeming polarity of views on the whole subject.

  7. Mark Ryan says:

    @John425: Allow me to introduce myself. I, I am Mark Ryan. Now, you think you could be so kind enough to tell me what the heck you’re talking about?

  8. Rodney Dill says:

    @Mark Ryan: I had left your name on John425’s caption during my cut and paste, its now been corrected

  9. Mark Ryan says:

    Oh, ok. Thank you. That’s ok, J-425, no apology needed.