OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Robusto Mustachio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Robusto Mustachio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: stonetools – “What this cigar needs is a good, ten cent country.”

Second: Mu – “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

Third: DrDaveT – Sometimes, a cigar is just a photo op.


RockThisTown – “I love the smell of an oppressive regime in the morning.”

C. Clavin – I found this in a drawer in the Oval Office. Smells like Lewinsky. From 1995.

OzarkHillbilly – You say Bill never got near this one?

Paul Hooson – Snively Whiplash?

Franklin – Confirmed: the President is a (Groucho) Marxist!

Tony W. – Mr. Obama briefly considers a disguise before traveling to Capitol Hill.

Moosebreath – Now do I look like Mario or Luigi?

Pinky – “If Michelle sees this, tell her it’s a pretzel stick….No, wait, she’d get mad at me for that, too!”


“It’s an El Blammo, sent with regards and no hard feelings from Kim Jong-Un.”

Sort of gives a different meaning to Cuban amnesty

Worst… Frito Bandito… costume…. ever…

These things smell like shit…. too bad Michelle only lets me have male interns.

Since tank helmets are out of vogue.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajama’s I’ll never know.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Too many good ones. How’d you decide Rodney, flipping a coin? Kudos to stonetools for the wordplay. Half a cup of coffee exited my nose with it.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    The “good ten cent country” and your “worst Frito Bandito costume” joke of your’s, Rodney, are my favorites. – It’s funny as much as I enjoy the Yiddish one-liner comedy, some of my own jokes are most influenced by the dry sarcastic humor of David Letterman. But, I love the legends like Don Rickles and others…

  3. Pinky says:

    Groucho Marxist – nice – I didn’t notice that one earlier.