OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Never Up, Never In Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Never Up, Never In Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Drew – You misread it, Mr. President, it breaks to the right, not the left.

Second: Herb – As Boehner doubles over in tears, Obama soothes him, “It’s alright, John. It’s just a missed putt, not the end of the world.”

Third: Donald SensingI don’t care that you four-putted, Mr. President. You’re awesome!


MstrB – I think I just got a boehner.

Robert w. Armijo“I don’t mean to rush you, Mr. Speaker. But, um, Nancy Pelosi just asked if she could play through.”

Lgbpop – You just stand still, Mr. Speaker, – just like that! – and I’ll show you my plan for the American economy.

charles austinFifty bucks the Geithner kid picks his nose.

Peterh – Alright Mr. President… I’ve assumed the position… be gentle…

John BurgessBoehner: “Yep, you drained it. The economy, that is. Too bad about the putt.”

Talmadge EastMr. President, I think that damn gopher got my ball again.

Michael Hamm – Obama: My putter is longer than yours.


Boehner: “Damn… How do you get all these greens to break to the left.”

Don’t worry, I left Biden in charge while we golf.

Obama: “What’s the hardest part of golf?” (delay)
Boehner: “Putts.”
Obama: “Moron!”

Obama: “Weiner’s out then.”
Boehner: “What? You didn’t make it passed the ladies’ tees?”

The Thursday Contest is going just swimmingly.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD. An excellent contest.