OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Kung Fu Pander Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Kung Fu Pander Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Barack Obama, Pranab Mukherjee, Narendra Modi

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First: RockThisTown – “Please don’t let Biden open his mouth about 7-11s.”

Second: jd – “Hold on a second, guys. I just gotta do a little something here in front of a camera to make conservative heads explode.”

Third: Franklin – “So, guys, I’ve got a hankerin’ for a sandwich, and the guys on the plane were talking about some New Delhi?”


OzarkHillbilly – Praying that the Secret Service doesn’t embarrass me on this trip probably won’t help, but it can’t hurt either.

al-Ameda – “Prayer blessings from the ancestral home of Orange Spray Tan.”

Tony W – Hi Guys – so check it out, I can bend that spoon over there with my mind…

Mark Ryan – Obama is just finding out what happens when you go to sleep with an itchy booty!!!

kevinAm I supposed to do this, or bow, I can’t remember?

Paul Hooson – “I’m sorry I asked you guys if you wanted a hamburger. I didn’t mean to offend you. Don’t have a cow…”


El Kancho Villa

“Now wanna see what our fingers smell like?”

The President demonstrates he is more coordinated than John Kerry in putting his hands together.

“Je Suis Charming.”

Modi (whispering): “It’s OK to laugh, he doesn’t understand that Kemosabe means ‘Wrong Brother.'”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    I think I was the only guy to get negative ratings on some of my jokes this week. And to think that I thought that my India jokes were one of my best shtick routines. – But, I won’t have a cow!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson: I think most of your jokes made the same 2 people Sikh that contest.***

    ***And yeah, I stole that from you.