OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Kung Fu Pander Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Kung Fu Pander Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: RockThisTown – “Please don’t let Biden open his mouth about 7-11s.”
Second: jd – “Hold on a second, guys. I just gotta do a little something here in front of a camera to make conservative heads explode.”
Third: Franklin – “So, guys, I’ve got a hankerin’ for a sandwich, and the guys on the plane were talking about some New Delhi?”
HONORABLE MENTION
OzarkHillbilly – Praying that the Secret Service doesn’t embarrass me on this trip probably won’t help, but it can’t hurt either.
al-Ameda – “Prayer blessings from the ancestral home of Orange Spray Tan.”
Tony W – Hi Guys – so check it out, I can bend that spoon over there with my mind…
Mark Ryan – Obama is just finding out what happens when you go to sleep with an itchy booty!!!
kevin – Am I supposed to do this, or bow, I can’t remember?
Paul Hooson – “I’m sorry I asked you guys if you wanted a hamburger. I didn’t mean to offend you. Don’t have a cow…”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
El Kancho Villa
“Now wanna see what our fingers smell like?”
The President demonstrates he is more coordinated than John Kerry in putting his hands together.
“Je Suis Charming.”
Modi (whispering): “It’s OK to laugh, he doesn’t understand that Kemosabe means ‘Wrong Brother.'”
I think I was the only guy to get negative ratings on some of my jokes this week. And to think that I thought that my India jokes were one of my best shtick routines. – But, I won’t have a cow!
@Paul Hooson: I think most of your jokes made the same 2 people Sikh that contest.***
***And yeah, I stole that from you.