OTB Caption Contest Winners

The John Thomas Scopes, I Presume Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The John Thomas Scopes, I Presume Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Carnival in Cologne



First: DrDaveT – Now, if we only had some typewriters…

Second: Franklin – Monkey see monkey dude.

Third: Pinky – Never tell your literal-minded best man to order two dozen monkey suits for your wedding.


OzarkHillbilly – It’s not easy finding a suitable Presidential nominee in today’s GOP.

walt moffett – The Church’s primates to debate Lent and bananas

RockThisTown – New IRS hires gather for job orientation.

Moosebreath – They won’t make a monkey out of me!!!

JWH – Like my kids? They’re a chimp off the old block!!!

Paul Hooson – “I hear they work for peanuts…”


Simian and Garfunkel

Carl thought the BananaRama would be fun… until he found out it meant all the chimps were guys.

Send Lawyers, guns, and Monkeys…. the shit has hit the fan.

Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him….

Do you have a license for your Minkey?

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Pinky says:

    Nice one, Dave.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, I’ll be a monkey’;s also-ran winner….

  3. CSK says:

    Actually, I like “John Thomas Scopes, I Presume” best, followed by “Simian and Garfunkel.”

  4. Franklin says:

    The Scopes one was indeed clever, but I agree with the choice of winner. I definitely enjoyed Pinky’s as well.

  5. CSK says:


    Yep, those were very good as well.

  6. rodney dill says:

    The ‘Je Suis Muhammad‘ masks are expected to be very popular this Halloween.

  7. rodney dill says:

    Ernie Kovaks would’ve been proud of the Nairobi Decatet.

  8. rodney dill says:

    In the end the Democrats boycotting Bibi had a full plate anyway.